"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think this girl wants me to do her project

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She hits me up on facebook asking if I did it and I said, "no, when is it due?". She said, "At the end of April. I don't have time time. I'm trying to find somebody to help me with it." This boy who went to _______. I'm waiting for his response. "

Now I went to _______. I thought she was indirectly talking to me. So I said "wanna work on it tomorrow?". She said, "I can't that's my probably why i don't got time! I always got work and the labs are closed by then."

So basically, she's asking me to do it for her, huh?

What should I response be?
 

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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Are you ****ing serious? Guys, this guy is a obvious troll. No one asks if he can go around asking girls to ****, then the next day ask what he should say when a girl expects him to do her work for her. Ignore and ban him please (this is like his 3rd or 4th retarded post).
 

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Scion said:
Are you ****ing serious? Guys, this guy is a obvious troll. No one asks if he can go around asking girls to ****, then the next day ask what he should say when a girl expects him to do her work for her. Ignore and ban him please (this is like his 3rd or 4th retarded post).
Agreed.
 

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Do I need to screen shot the message? WTF. The word troll gets thrown all over the place nowadays.
 

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Okay, since this board moves slow, I responded by saying...

"too bad it could only be done in the accounting lab"

her response was...

"I know. Did you do your paper work? I'll pay you for that ****. I can't fail I'm on a mission lol"

I wanna know how an alpha male would handle this situation. I don't wanna be used.
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Sure, go ahead and post your message. But first go look at every post you made. If your not a troll then your ****ed and need help. I thought you only wanted women for sex, then why would you even consider doing her project for her. Tell her you'll do the project for her if she f*cks you first, then don't do it, lol.
 

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She just sent me another message (I didn't respond to her last message) saying we could talk about it tomorrow in class. How should I handle this folks?
 

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Simple, either do what I told you or tell her no. No man should be that much of a push over. It's her problem she cant get her **** in order. End of story and end of thread.
 

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Why in the **** would you do a project for her for free? Are you a saint? Do you have a halo? Go look in the mirror and check for a halo. If it isn't there, tell her that she is a mess and needs to sort her life out. Or give you a ******* and then you'll do it.

That's pretty ridiculous dude. Grow a pair.
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Do what Scion suggested.

1. Say "I'll do you homework if I can do you first."
2. When she asks "wow do yo uthink I'm a *****?" Reply with "yes."
3. DONT FORGET TO WRAP IT
 

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seymour do you project "girls im naive and you can use me" - you muct do!
or do you have "mug" written across your forehead?

now people do help freinds out with work, this isnt HELP this is just her cheating and using you....
 

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I'mma just say no. I'm not gonna have her use me, but I'm not gonna ask for sexual favors. If I did hit, it would because I did some class assignment for her.. **** that. I'd like to earn my sh!t.
 

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you can:

dangle that **** in front of her face and make her do something really nice to you first.

do it and it'll have a good effect on her.

don't do it but do something mean instead.

that's all i can think of.
 
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