"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

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I think this girl wants me to do her project

SeymourCake

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She hits me up on facebook asking if I did it and I said, "no, when is it due?". She said, "At the end of April. I don't have time time. I'm trying to find somebody to help me with it." This boy who went to _______. I'm waiting for his response. "

Now I went to _______. I thought she was indirectly talking to me. So I said "wanna work on it tomorrow?". She said, "I can't that's my probably why i don't got time! I always got work and the labs are closed by then."

So basically, she's asking me to do it for her, huh?

What should I response be?
 

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Are you ****ing serious? Guys, this guy is a obvious troll. No one asks if he can go around asking girls to ****, then the next day ask what he should say when a girl expects him to do her work for her. Ignore and ban him please (this is like his 3rd or 4th retarded post).
 

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Scion said:
Are you ****ing serious? Guys, this guy is a obvious troll. No one asks if he can go around asking girls to ****, then the next day ask what he should say when a girl expects him to do her work for her. Ignore and ban him please (this is like his 3rd or 4th retarded post).
Agreed.
 

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Do I need to screen shot the message? WTF. The word troll gets thrown all over the place nowadays.
 

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Okay, since this board moves slow, I responded by saying...

"too bad it could only be done in the accounting lab"

her response was...

"I know. Did you do your paper work? I'll pay you for that ****. I can't fail I'm on a mission lol"

I wanna know how an alpha male would handle this situation. I don't wanna be used.
 

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When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

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The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sure, go ahead and post your message. But first go look at every post you made. If your not a troll then your ****ed and need help. I thought you only wanted women for sex, then why would you even consider doing her project for her. Tell her you'll do the project for her if she f*cks you first, then don't do it, lol.
 

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She just sent me another message (I didn't respond to her last message) saying we could talk about it tomorrow in class. How should I handle this folks?
 

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Simple, either do what I told you or tell her no. No man should be that much of a push over. It's her problem she cant get her **** in order. End of story and end of thread.
 

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Why in the **** would you do a project for her for free? Are you a saint? Do you have a halo? Go look in the mirror and check for a halo. If it isn't there, tell her that she is a mess and needs to sort her life out. Or give you a ******* and then you'll do it.

That's pretty ridiculous dude. Grow a pair.
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

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The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Do what Scion suggested.

1. Say "I'll do you homework if I can do you first."
2. When she asks "wow do yo uthink I'm a *****?" Reply with "yes."
3. DONT FORGET TO WRAP IT
 

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seymour do you project "girls im naive and you can use me" - you muct do!
or do you have "mug" written across your forehead?

now people do help freinds out with work, this isnt HELP this is just her cheating and using you....
 

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I'mma just say no. I'm not gonna have her use me, but I'm not gonna ask for sexual favors. If I did hit, it would because I did some class assignment for her.. **** that. I'd like to earn my sh!t.
 

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you can:

dangle that **** in front of her face and make her do something really nice to you first.

do it and it'll have a good effect on her.

don't do it but do something mean instead.

that's all i can think of.
 
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