Popeyes
Don Juan
I think the biggest obstacle to getting laid is, caring too much what anybody else thinks. Whether it be the girls themselves, or people around or whoever. How do you get over this?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I think the biggest obstacle to getting laid is
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
LIKE THIS:Popeyes said:
You feel bad because you've let your thoughts controlled by other people in your life!
When people(midgets) around you make you feel weak, worthless, a midget, a wuss, what it actually should mean inside your emotional brain is that the way these people treat you, actually provides you JOY, HAPPINESS, ENERGY, MASCULINITY, because you have the opportunity to prove yourself, by not giving a FYCK, by acting LIKE a REAL MAN,like A REAL KING, that you are indeed a real man, that you are indeed a real king, because that's what real men and kings do: they laugh at midgets and don't give a SHYT about what they have to say! You are, indeed, the king, because you know how to rule yourself! You are, indeed, the man, because you know how to control yourself!
GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FREAKING HEAD WRITE IT ON PAPER 100 times a DAY :
Be a man at all costs. Control yourself, not others, for you cannot transform the others from midgets to kings, but you can always make yourself a king! If you fycking fail THIS then you really are a loser (90% of men out there)!
SO YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL; WHICH WAY IS IT? LIVE AND DIE LIKE A MAN! or LIVE AND DIE LIKE A LOSER!
PS: TESTOSTERON MIGHT BE QUITE HELPFULL IN YOUR TRANSFORMATION so LISTEN TO THIS CAREFULLY:
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Solomon
Master Don Juan
^^rofl I love this guy's rheotric!
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Senior Don Juan
This thread has made me hungry for some Cajun Rice and Spicy Chicken, for some reason...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I too parrot the parrot. No masturbation. You'll be soowry. 
The biggest block in the way to getting laid is the girl herself. LAST MINUTE RESISTANCE, ****blockers, her own logical mind telling her to just "blow this guy off, I don't care how hot he is, what will my friends think?" You see, it's the GIRL who worries about what everybody else thinks. Your job is to be on a mission, to plow through any and every blocks that get in the way to her *****, her hand reaching down and pushing your d1ck away, whatever the case may be.
You've gotta be aggressive but subliminally, a carnivore. You've gotta want to eat that ***** up. You've got to want to just DO her, standing up if you have to. Take no prisoners.
Now, the only concern I have with "other" people is some guy or a guy she knows starting a physical confrontation with me OVER her, the b1tch. I really can't afford to get arrested or written up in the newspaper or dying, because well, I love my career and my life and don't think a whiney stupid b1tch is worth all the trouble. So you MUST be AWARE when you go into these situations - BARS - and speculate as to who's friends with who, and what you're gonna do if a fight ensues over a b1tch.
She's not worth it, but in many cases, AFC bruno guys will fight over some broad that's not either of our's wife, so just be aware.
Guys are more and more AFC these days, and that desperation could get you in a lot of trouble and possibly killed. Understand how far you should go for a woman, and then back off when/if the pot gets broiling and you think the alcohol plus AFCism is about to make it a nasty situation.
The biggest block in the way to getting laid is the girl herself. LAST MINUTE RESISTANCE, ****blockers, her own logical mind telling her to just "blow this guy off, I don't care how hot he is, what will my friends think?" You see, it's the GIRL who worries about what everybody else thinks. Your job is to be on a mission, to plow through any and every blocks that get in the way to her *****, her hand reaching down and pushing your d1ck away, whatever the case may be.You've gotta be aggressive but subliminally, a carnivore. You've gotta want to eat that ***** up. You've got to want to just DO her, standing up if you have to. Take no prisoners.
Now, the only concern I have with "other" people is some guy or a guy she knows starting a physical confrontation with me OVER her, the b1tch. I really can't afford to get arrested or written up in the newspaper or dying, because well, I love my career and my life and don't think a whiney stupid b1tch is worth all the trouble. So you MUST be AWARE when you go into these situations - BARS - and speculate as to who's friends with who, and what you're gonna do if a fight ensues over a b1tch.
She's not worth it, but in many cases, AFC bruno guys will fight over some broad that's not either of our's wife, so just be aware.
Guys are more and more AFC these days, and that desperation could get you in a lot of trouble and possibly killed. Understand how far you should go for a woman, and then back off when/if the pot gets broiling and you think the alcohol plus AFCism is about to make it a nasty situation.
Nygard
Senior Don Juan
biggest obstacle? Probably your mind. Especially half of your brain.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.