Popeyes
Don Juan
I think the biggest obstacle to getting laid is, caring too much what anybody else thinks. Whether it be the girls themselves, or people around or whoever. How do you get over this?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think the biggest obstacle to getting laid is
- Thread starter Popeyes
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
LIKE THIS:Popeyes said:
You feel bad because you've let your thoughts controlled by other people in your life!
When people(midgets) around you make you feel weak, worthless, a midget, a wuss, what it actually should mean inside your emotional brain is that the way these people treat you, actually provides you JOY, HAPPINESS, ENERGY, MASCULINITY, because you have the opportunity to prove yourself, by not giving a FYCK, by acting LIKE a REAL MAN,like A REAL KING, that you are indeed a real man, that you are indeed a real king, because that's what real men and kings do: they laugh at midgets and don't give a SHYT about what they have to say! You are, indeed, the king, because you know how to rule yourself! You are, indeed, the man, because you know how to control yourself!
GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FREAKING HEAD WRITE IT ON PAPER 100 times a DAY :
Be a man at all costs. Control yourself, not others, for you cannot transform the others from midgets to kings, but you can always make yourself a king! If you fycking fail THIS then you really are a loser (90% of men out there)!
SO YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL; WHICH WAY IS IT? LIVE AND DIE LIKE A MAN! or LIVE AND DIE LIKE A LOSER!
PS: TESTOSTERON MIGHT BE QUITE HELPFULL IN YOUR TRANSFORMATION so LISTEN TO THIS CAREFULLY:
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
"" DON'T MASTURBARE MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A WEEK ""
Solomon
Master Don Juan
^^rofl I love this guy's rheotric!
#41
Senior Don Juan
This thread has made me hungry for some Cajun Rice and Spicy Chicken, for some reason...
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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I too parrot the parrot. No masturbation. You'll be soowry. 
The biggest block in the way to getting laid is the girl herself. LAST MINUTE RESISTANCE, ****blockers, her own logical mind telling her to just "blow this guy off, I don't care how hot he is, what will my friends think?" You see, it's the GIRL who worries about what everybody else thinks. Your job is to be on a mission, to plow through any and every blocks that get in the way to her *****, her hand reaching down and pushing your d1ck away, whatever the case may be.
You've gotta be aggressive but subliminally, a carnivore. You've gotta want to eat that ***** up. You've got to want to just DO her, standing up if you have to. Take no prisoners.
Now, the only concern I have with "other" people is some guy or a guy she knows starting a physical confrontation with me OVER her, the b1tch. I really can't afford to get arrested or written up in the newspaper or dying, because well, I love my career and my life and don't think a whiney stupid b1tch is worth all the trouble. So you MUST be AWARE when you go into these situations - BARS - and speculate as to who's friends with who, and what you're gonna do if a fight ensues over a b1tch.
She's not worth it, but in many cases, AFC bruno guys will fight over some broad that's not either of our's wife, so just be aware.
Guys are more and more AFC these days, and that desperation could get you in a lot of trouble and possibly killed. Understand how far you should go for a woman, and then back off when/if the pot gets broiling and you think the alcohol plus AFCism is about to make it a nasty situation.
The biggest block in the way to getting laid is the girl herself. LAST MINUTE RESISTANCE, ****blockers, her own logical mind telling her to just "blow this guy off, I don't care how hot he is, what will my friends think?" You see, it's the GIRL who worries about what everybody else thinks. Your job is to be on a mission, to plow through any and every blocks that get in the way to her *****, her hand reaching down and pushing your d1ck away, whatever the case may be.You've gotta be aggressive but subliminally, a carnivore. You've gotta want to eat that ***** up. You've got to want to just DO her, standing up if you have to. Take no prisoners.
Now, the only concern I have with "other" people is some guy or a guy she knows starting a physical confrontation with me OVER her, the b1tch. I really can't afford to get arrested or written up in the newspaper or dying, because well, I love my career and my life and don't think a whiney stupid b1tch is worth all the trouble. So you MUST be AWARE when you go into these situations - BARS - and speculate as to who's friends with who, and what you're gonna do if a fight ensues over a b1tch.
She's not worth it, but in many cases, AFC bruno guys will fight over some broad that's not either of our's wife, so just be aware.
Guys are more and more AFC these days, and that desperation could get you in a lot of trouble and possibly killed. Understand how far you should go for a woman, and then back off when/if the pot gets broiling and you think the alcohol plus AFCism is about to make it a nasty situation.
Nygard
Senior Don Juan
biggest obstacle? Probably your mind. Especially half of your brain.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.