I think that this is the root of our problems, guys..

[JackPrescott]

Who cares about what's statistically true? In a club like this I'd weigh up the competition then do exactly what they aren't doing.

There's ALWAYS a weak point if you care enough to lever it.

In a club like that, you would get in line to buy her a drink, talk to her, or ask her to dance. Take a number.