I think I've detected a Tinder chick who has gotten fatter

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It seems to be the same person from a different angle.
 

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She’s hot. I have gone out with multiple Ms America contestants. I definitely would.
 

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Did she left or right swiped you?
She just showed up in the "lineup". I passed on her. I've met enough chicks that were a good bit heavier than their profile pics has indicated - and I'm talking about going from a 22" petite waist to at least another 10" of circumference. :down:
 

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Not talking about your height.
I seem to remember this Russian OLD website where one of the questions was length. :eek: :eek: I put down 15, measuring him "at attention" along the bottom side (the centroid of the cross-section is probably more accurate).
 

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