"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This broad I'm seeing isn't putting out. It's been about two months and I finally hit the brink the other day when I nailed one of my ex-girlfriends. To be honest I don't feel bad at all, and I'm starting to realize I don't like her that much... I want to nail her because she's hot!

She likes me alot but she needs to know what is up. I'm thinking about calling her and telling her that I no longer want to see her if she is going to keep practicing for her role as the Virgin Mary.

Or

I could just not call her when I say I will, not return her calls, blah blah blah. You know eventually she'll get the idea I no longer want to hang around a iron-locked vagina.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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well do that and tell us how it works out for you...
 

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itishe said:
She likes me alot but she needs to know what is up. I'm thinking about calling her and telling her that I no longer want to see her if she is going to keep practicing for her role as the Virgin Mary.
Hahahha, oh man, thats classic.

Don't be completely confrontational about it. Yes, make sure that she understands that your time is important and is reserved for real women, not girls. After two months and no sex, you are dealing with a girl not a woman. Tell her you like her, but sex is an important part of a relationship and no relationship can survive very long without it.
 

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Tell her to suck you off or live with getting droped. If she isn't satisfying your needs...Next. Its what you want no she wants.
 

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Honestly... drop her. Don't even bother to say why. Obviously your goal is a sexual relationship and it seems like this girl is holding back because she wants something long term and is afraid of looking like a skank or because you aren't making her that hot.

Drop her. If you DJ'd right she'd be wanting to rip YOUR pants off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's the best way to go about telling her I want sex without totally blowing any chance of getting sex from her?

Also, shut the **** up about being "DJ enough". I want to smack the **** out of you when you tell me this. Do you guys ever factor in the girl in these equations? It's always the guy not making her hot enough, or me being fly enough for her vagina. :box:
 

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You could just be a p&ssy and tell her your fustrated cause you ain't getting none from her and need some. Then, she knows how bad you want it so she can have power over you. Don't play her little game.
 

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This makes me think.

I'm not officially in a relationship with her, as I believe I need sex before I can consider "going out" with a girl. She won't put out unless I'm "going out" with her a couple of her friends tell me. So I'm thinking it'd be best if I just don't contact her again... as I cannot really break up with a girl that I'm not going out with.

What would you folks say in this situation out of curiosity. I've never had to get rid of a chick due to not putting out.
 

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Easy. IGNORE HER. SEE OTHER WOMEN. CUT OFF ALL CONTACT.
 

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itishe said:
What's the best way to go about telling her I want sex without totally blowing any chance of getting sex from her?

Also, shut the **** up about being "DJ enough". I want to smack the **** out of you when you tell me this. Do you guys ever factor in the girl in these equations? It's always the guy not making her hot enough, or me being fly enough for her vagina. :box:
Dude, it's simple. You want to lay her. She's not giving it up. Move on. We do factor in the girl... and she's not ****ing you and you want to get ****ed. Why are you wasting your time? You can find somebody who will provide what you want.

And never ever tell them what you "need." You need to make them think they want it first.

Yes, I know, it's hard as hell to do that sometimes, especially when you actually start liking the girl.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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