"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I think I just spoke to a tranny that was a customer service agent

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Xe was helping me out on something a colleague of xers needed from me, and as this colleague and I had an E-mail conversation going on, I wanted to tell that colleague that the tranny would be sending the colleague some files - and in the text, I wanted to use a pronoun to refer to the tranny ... but I didn't know which one to use (or whether the ambiguous "xe" would even be understood). so I just structured the sentence to not use any pronouns, LOL.

Now, I say tranny, but xe sounded like an effeminate man that was trying to speak in an upper register the way that trannies do. Who knows, maybe xe was a cis-female? And I have been noticing more & more customer reps that sounds like this guy gal. :eek: :rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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And I have been noticing more & more customer reps that sounds like this guy gal. :eek: :rolleyes:
It's a strange world we live in. I've been noticing more and werewolves patronizing Trader Vics, each time I stop by. And their hair is inevitably perfect
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Call them whatever they sound like to your gut feeling.
 

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It's a strange world we live in. I've been noticing more and werewolves patronizing Trader Vics, each time I stop by. And their hair is inevitably perfect
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...I was eating a big dish of beef chow mein and listening to a story about a little old lady that got mutilated late last night, so weird.
 

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NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...I was eating a big dish of beef chow mein and listening to a story about a little old lady that got mutilated late last night, so weird.
Sadly, unless Charles plans to get a sex change anytime soon, we won't see Lon Chaney or Jr walking with The Queen :cry::mad:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Now, I say tranny, but xe sounded like an effeminate man that was trying to speak in an upper register the way that trannies do. Who knows, maybe xe was a cis-female? And I have been noticing more & more customer reps that sounds like this guy gal. :eek: :rolleyes:
It's not like they're rare these days.
 

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It's not like they're rare these days.
A vanishingly small portion of our species is genuinely trans. The sort of gender bending that was hip in the sensitive 70s


Has just made something of a return*. Only difference today: It's easier than ever to carry the fad to it's logical(Albeit irrational)extent, by surgically altering one's body


*Quote: "In 1970s disco fashion, hippie looks got jazzed up, and the square got funky. John Travolta's white three-piece suit from Saturday Night Fever was a disco spin on very traditional men's attire. Both genders seemed to take style tips from each other. Men could primp and tend to their hair without seeming unmasculine, while women sought a stylish comfortability and freedom better for dancing), epitomized by the Diane Von Furstenburg wrap dress. And if you didn't want to stick to one gender, that was ok too -- gender-bending and androgyny were always in style at the Mecca of disco, New York City's Studio 54"
 

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A vanishingly small portion of our species is genuinely trans. The sort of gender bending that was hip in the sensitive 70s
Not sure what you mean by "genuinely", but you can see people cross dressing in some form or other about every time you go out these days. And by go out I mean go run errands, do some grocery shopping, etc.
 

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I would have said he. Always use your intuition. If a man happens to really sound like a woman, I'll call them she cause I wouldnt be none the wiser, thus respect they managed to fool me. But most of them cannot voice pass. If anything, women tend to sound like a man sometimes rather than the other way around.
 
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