"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think I just spoke to a tranny that was a customer service agent

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Xe was helping me out on something a colleague of xers needed from me, and as this colleague and I had an E-mail conversation going on, I wanted to tell that colleague that the tranny would be sending the colleague some files - and in the text, I wanted to use a pronoun to refer to the tranny ... but I didn't know which one to use (or whether the ambiguous "xe" would even be understood). so I just structured the sentence to not use any pronouns, LOL.

Now, I say tranny, but xe sounded like an effeminate man that was trying to speak in an upper register the way that trannies do. Who knows, maybe xe was a cis-female? And I have been noticing more & more customer reps that sounds like this guy gal. :eek: :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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And I have been noticing more & more customer reps that sounds like this guy gal. :eek: :rolleyes:
It's a strange world we live in. I've been noticing more and werewolves patronizing Trader Vics, each time I stop by. And their hair is inevitably perfect
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Call them whatever they sound like to your gut feeling.
 

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It's a strange world we live in. I've been noticing more and werewolves patronizing Trader Vics, each time I stop by. And their hair is inevitably perfect
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...I was eating a big dish of beef chow mein and listening to a story about a little old lady that got mutilated late last night, so weird.
 

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NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...I was eating a big dish of beef chow mein and listening to a story about a little old lady that got mutilated late last night, so weird.
Sadly, unless Charles plans to get a sex change anytime soon, we won't see Lon Chaney or Jr walking with The Queen :cry::mad:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Now, I say tranny, but xe sounded like an effeminate man that was trying to speak in an upper register the way that trannies do. Who knows, maybe xe was a cis-female? And I have been noticing more & more customer reps that sounds like this guy gal. :eek: :rolleyes:
It's not like they're rare these days.
 

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It's not like they're rare these days.
A vanishingly small portion of our species is genuinely trans. The sort of gender bending that was hip in the sensitive 70s


Has just made something of a return*. Only difference today: It's easier than ever to carry the fad to it's logical(Albeit irrational)extent, by surgically altering one's body


*Quote: "In 1970s disco fashion, hippie looks got jazzed up, and the square got funky. John Travolta's white three-piece suit from Saturday Night Fever was a disco spin on very traditional men's attire. Both genders seemed to take style tips from each other. Men could primp and tend to their hair without seeming unmasculine, while women sought a stylish comfortability and freedom better for dancing), epitomized by the Diane Von Furstenburg wrap dress. And if you didn't want to stick to one gender, that was ok too -- gender-bending and androgyny were always in style at the Mecca of disco, New York City's Studio 54"
 

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A vanishingly small portion of our species is genuinely trans. The sort of gender bending that was hip in the sensitive 70s
Not sure what you mean by "genuinely", but you can see people cross dressing in some form or other about every time you go out these days. And by go out I mean go run errands, do some grocery shopping, etc.
 

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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I would have said he. Always use your intuition. If a man happens to really sound like a woman, I'll call them she cause I wouldnt be none the wiser, thus respect they managed to fool me. But most of them cannot voice pass. If anything, women tend to sound like a man sometimes rather than the other way around.
 
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