so last night im makin out w this girl on her bed and things get all passionate and we start undressing. we're both 21 yo virgins but she doesnt know i am or that i know she is [her friend let it slip out]. so i make my entrance only to realize that im not hard. i can thank my brilliant idea to lighten my load before i wentover to her house bc i feared id blow too quick for that. so she gives me oral and i think she may have started crying or something cuz she started whimpering almost. i ask her whats wrong and she says giving head makes her nose run and eyes water. so she stops, gets dressd and we just go to sleep. needless to say, i feel like ****.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
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Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Bad Ass Canadian
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sorry to kick you when you're down but....
:crackup: :crackup:
Don't worry, in a few years you'll see the hillarity in this story.
Man, that was funny hahahahahahaha
My apologies for being an ass, but something about the eyes water and runny nose thing just really made me laugh out loud.
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Don't worry, in a few years you'll see the hillarity in this story.
Man, that was funny hahahahahahaha
My apologies for being an ass, but something about the eyes water and runny nose thing just really made me laugh out loud.
Qmanchoo
Don Juan
Giving head makes her nose run and er eyes water? rofl terrible excuse.
If she liked what was going on she would have grabbed a tissue and kept rolling.
$100 says she was probably thinking that she didn't turn you on...because you were not hard...and was all upset about it!
I'll be honest, I've experimented with some different drugs in the past as I'm sure most people have, and I once took something which side effect prevents you from getting an erection ( A type of pain killer)...unfortunately that same night was the first night I ended up having sex with my then new GF of 1 month (doh!)...details aside I wasn't able to...rise to the occasion and she took it to heart thinking I didn't turn her on (because naturally you should be rock hard when a chick has her lips wrapped around your little soldier)...she got a little misty eyed but I explained the entire situation, she understood, and we waited for a while until the effects wore off.
You need to handle these things like a man in the MOMENT not let them slide...because that negative feeling she has will stay if you don't turn it into a positive or neutral one.
If she liked what was going on she would have grabbed a tissue and kept rolling.
$100 says she was probably thinking that she didn't turn you on...because you were not hard...and was all upset about it!
I'll be honest, I've experimented with some different drugs in the past as I'm sure most people have, and I once took something which side effect prevents you from getting an erection ( A type of pain killer)...unfortunately that same night was the first night I ended up having sex with my then new GF of 1 month (doh!)...details aside I wasn't able to...rise to the occasion and she took it to heart thinking I didn't turn her on (because naturally you should be rock hard when a chick has her lips wrapped around your little soldier)...she got a little misty eyed but I explained the entire situation, she understood, and we waited for a while until the effects wore off.
You need to handle these things like a man in the MOMENT not let them slide...because that negative feeling she has will stay if you don't turn it into a positive or neutral one.
I was so f*cking nervous my first time that I had trouble getting hard too. I was worrying about all this other sh!t like when to do what...if I'm gonna be a disappointment...etc. Eventually I had to just shut down my thoughts by closing my eyes and taking deep breathes, and only after doing that for a little bit was I finally able to become hard as a rock and we banged....for like 2 minutes LOL.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Life-Trainee
Master Don Juan
You should've went down on her first in that case
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
hahahahaha grab a tissue and keep rollin hella funny.....
man somethin is wrong because even if i did bust the load before i left and hooked up you best believe I would have been harder that chinese arithmatic when i took off her clothes.....
how wasn't you hard??? I'm so horny i get hard just makin out!!!
Qmanchoo
Don Juan
lol no of course you don't say that.
And btw the reason you could not get it up is NOT because you jacked off, it's because you were nervous as hell man! Be honest with yourself here! If this girl really loves and/or cares about you and you share these things with her in the moment it's fine (As long as you don't come across as a girly man) In this case breaking the tension a little. Reassure her that she's sexy, that she turns you on, that you love X about her body because it's so cute...all that shyt counts during sex with nervous girls.
What you should have done is taken charge a little, I like life trainees response because it would have worked well in your case and shows what experience teaches, turn it around and go down on her! After 15 minutes she'd probably be moaning and groaning so much in the ecstasy of her first orgasm that you would have instantly been turned on yourself and Mr Winky would have stood up like super man on steroids.
When you are perfectly comfortable (no odd tensions keeping you from getting it up) you should be able to get it up once every 15-30 minutes at a young age.
Another $100 says she's feeling terrible about it right now that A. She didn't turn you on or B. She didn't do something right and she's a sexual failure
Come clean man, "hey, I was a little nervous it was my first time too (don't be ashamed), and tonight’s going to be even better"
btw. if you need any tips on sex just check out the tips forum, there must be something in there, or you can PM me or any others that offer assistance.
You can do this man, the first time is never the best
jesus chrsit - I just re-read that and fixed all the typos.
And btw the reason you could not get it up is NOT because you jacked off, it's because you were nervous as hell man! Be honest with yourself here! If this girl really loves and/or cares about you and you share these things with her in the moment it's fine (As long as you don't come across as a girly man) In this case breaking the tension a little. Reassure her that she's sexy, that she turns you on, that you love X about her body because it's so cute...all that shyt counts during sex with nervous girls.
What you should have done is taken charge a little, I like life trainees response because it would have worked well in your case and shows what experience teaches, turn it around and go down on her! After 15 minutes she'd probably be moaning and groaning so much in the ecstasy of her first orgasm that you would have instantly been turned on yourself and Mr Winky would have stood up like super man on steroids.
When you are perfectly comfortable (no odd tensions keeping you from getting it up) you should be able to get it up once every 15-30 minutes at a young age.
Another $100 says she's feeling terrible about it right now that A. She didn't turn you on or B. She didn't do something right and she's a sexual failure
Come clean man, "hey, I was a little nervous it was my first time too (don't be ashamed), and tonight’s going to be even better"
btw. if you need any tips on sex just check out the tips forum, there must be something in there, or you can PM me or any others that offer assistance.
You can do this man, the first time is never the best
jesus chrsit - I just re-read that and fixed all the typos.
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Don't choke it next time dude...
Grab one of those extra sensitive condoms...
I went for 2 hours my first time cause of that damn thing lol.
Grab one of those extra sensitive condoms...
I went for 2 hours my first time cause of that damn thing lol.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
DonMEgaHoss
Don Juan
The whole crying and nose running reminds me of the movie 'Stealing Harvard' When the man dude bangs his girl she cries until the end. That was a funny read... Ahhh your gonna make me bust a gut. Anyways I feel sorry too. But she got dressed to sleep? Wtf. Yeah you should of gone down on her atleast. Warm her up a bit. Girls are like diesel engines. Just work it then they get horny as hell. Then you get practically raped... There's always another chance with her or another
The first time I went soft, went '**** it', and went to bed. She probably felt like ****.
The next morning I went at it for like 2-3 hours before I gave up...and this continued for months until she learned to do kegels.
So it's not that bad. I suggest she learn kegels...then again if she's a virgin I've heard it's amazing stuff
The next morning I went at it for like 2-3 hours before I gave up...and this continued for months until she learned to do kegels.
So it's not that bad. I suggest she learn kegels...then again if she's a virgin I've heard it's amazing stuff
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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DUDE, was it CLEAN?
Kegels?Originally posted by PeeGee
The first time I went soft, went '**** it', and went to bed. She probably felt like ****.
The next morning I went at it for like 2-3 hours before I gave up...and this continued for months until she learned to do kegels.
So it's not that bad. I suggest she learn kegels...then again if she's a virgin I've heard it's amazing stuff
diablo
Master Don Juan
AE...
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.