"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I sometimes over do it.

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Anyone ever go over-kill on the neg hits?
Its kinda like a thing i do with only specific girls, cause they seem to not mind really[the overly-confident ones only] lol.
But today i just went totally OVERBOARD on this girl.
i mentioned not wantingt o eve rpicture her naked, caling her a dike. telling this kid "don't lose ur virginity to a skank" and nodding at her hahah[it was all jokingly of couse, we have a good relationship].
and then she asked me for a ride home, so we walked up to my car with guys she doesn't know who are my boys. We were talking abou drugs and she mentions being able tog et anything for free. and my boy goes "thats cause you fvck the dealer afterwards, isn't it" lol her "byofriend"[he thinks he is,s she doesn't] is her dealer, so yeah. so she didn't deny it lol, and i bet she felt liek a skank entirely.

anyways, moral of the story, when i dropped ehr off i was like "bye chelsea."a dn she goes "bye" and didn't even look at me lol. My friend who was also in the car treated her like **** lol cause he treats all girls horribly.

hwo cna i get past this? and anyone got any tips/signs of when you're goign overboard with the negs? I sit next to that girl in class[she chose to sit next me me ;D], so getting over treating ehr like **** for one day should hopefulyl be possible.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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No offence but thats not negging thats just being a jack ass. A neg is a backhanded compliment, I may have missed something but all I read were insults.

Tip of the day: dont call a girl a SKANK....thinking its a neg

These are some REAL negs:

-Aww.. nice hair!!! Is it real? (pull) Hey it moved! ... Wow.. you could be a hair model.. if you lose the split ends!
-You are cute.. in a kinda strange way!
-You got an interesting figure!

Smooth Player 056
 

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hahaha its hilarious. n she calls me a dumbass n makes fun of my grades n ****. we had a weird relationship, like i said.
 

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lol yea bro i think u over did it

thats just straight up being an ass
 

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You used your "****y and funny" in the wrong way. You shouldn't have been trying to make this girl feel like a skank. All you are supposed to be doing is teasing her.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i know. the whole point of this thread was to try n make her not so pissed at me. but i really don't like apologizing. lol.
any tips?or should i jsut act liek ti never happened...and treat her on a lighter-nicer note.
 

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"I hope my buddies didn't get to you, you know they was juss teasin you."

if she says something about you sayin it too, be like "I was juss teasin you, you know I love you!"

And don't apologize for yourself.
 
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