I Should of NEVER left

[Suaveman]

I haven't posted in a long while but I am eternally f*cked at the moment. Let me explain...

Ok I've been dating this girl for almost 2 years now and **** has been great! I am a sophmore in college now and She just moved into a different college about 2hours away. This is when **** started to get ****ed up! Or shall I say this is when I got ****ed!!! She all of a sudden starts acting all weird and ****. Spending less time with me on the phone being "busy." I know exactly whats up...I was there once.

Well I've been used to having a girlfriend for so long that I can't mack it like I used to...Any tips for a man looking for a second chance at pimpin' it.

 

[Eternal]

Realize you are in the greatest situation ever...COLLEGE! Just look at all that fine, young, new p*ssy floating around, waiting to be plugged. Now get out and enjoy!

 

[Suaveman]

you know what man your right! Damn, I'm going to get me some freshman hoes!

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Suaveman
you know what man your right! Damn, I'm going to get me some freshman hoes!

Now that's the spirit! Remember, when boing them from behind, clap your hands once for the brothers of sosuave!

 

[Suaveman]

I'll do one better I'll give them a nice slap on their asses for my brothers at Sosuave! Claiming these b1tches for in the name of men everywhere.

 

[So pimp its scary]

College is the BEST time to mack, practice your skills on ALL THE ladies...

I made a pact while I was in school that I would, everyday, meet at LEAST 1 new person. Not long after that, I was talking with this guy who comments, "How is it that everyday I see you talking to a different woman?"

"because I can... it's really easy, I just pretend like it's my first day at kindergarten and I don't know anyone, so if I'm gonna make friends I gotta go talk to them." and continued to tell him my approach method.

Two days later, I see this guy chatting up one of the hotter girls on campus... afterwards, he comes up to me to thank me for the tips.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Suaveman
I'll do one better I'll give them a nice slap on their asses for my brothers at Sosuave! Claiming these b1tches for in the name of men everywhere.

Leave a handprint and it's all the better.

 

[Suaveman]

I want to hear for all you guys there about success stories in college...On how you all be pimpin' it

 

[MichaelangelloB]

college pimpin

I'll tell ya one thing, banana rum in fruit punch is candy to neive, liquor lovin freshman ho's. It goes down so smooth that they're knocking em back like it's cool-aid, and before you know it you're waking up with three of them in your bed. Young chicks like to hit the sauce pretty hard

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by crazykid
Now that's the spirit! Remember, when boing them from behind, clap your hands once for the brothers of sosuave!

You call it boinging?

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Porky
You call it boinging?

Boning. Freaking typos.