"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I Should of NEVER left

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I haven't posted in a long while but I am eternally f*cked at the moment. Let me explain...

Ok I've been dating this girl for almost 2 years now and **** has been great! I am a sophmore in college now and She just moved into a different college about 2hours away. This is when **** started to get ****ed up! Or shall I say this is when I got ****ed!!! She all of a sudden starts acting all weird and ****. Spending less time with me on the phone being "busy." I know exactly whats up...I was there once.

Well I've been used to having a girlfriend for so long that I can't mack it like I used to...Any tips for a man looking for a second chance at pimpin' it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Realize you are in the greatest situation ever...COLLEGE! Just look at all that fine, young, new p*ssy floating around, waiting to be plugged. Now get out and enjoy!
 

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you know what man your right! Damn, I'm going to get me some freshman hoes! ;)
 

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Originally posted by Suaveman
you know what man your right! Damn, I'm going to get me some freshman hoes! ;)
Now that's the spirit! Remember, when boing them from behind, clap your hands once for the brothers of sosuave!
 

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I'll do one better I'll give them a nice slap on their asses for my brothers at Sosuave! Claiming these b1tches for in the name of men everywhere.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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So pimp its scary

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College is the BEST time to mack, practice your skills on ALL THE ladies...

I made a pact while I was in school that I would, everyday, meet at LEAST 1 new person. Not long after that, I was talking with this guy who comments, "How is it that everyday I see you talking to a different woman?"

"because I can... it's really easy, I just pretend like it's my first day at kindergarten and I don't know anyone, so if I'm gonna make friends I gotta go talk to them." and continued to tell him my approach method.

Two days later, I see this guy chatting up one of the hotter girls on campus... afterwards, he comes up to me to thank me for the tips.
 

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Originally posted by Suaveman
I'll do one better I'll give them a nice slap on their asses for my brothers at Sosuave! Claiming these b1tches for in the name of men everywhere.
Leave a handprint and it's all the better.
 

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I want to hear for all you guys there about success stories in college...On how you all be pimpin' it
 

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college pimpin

I'll tell ya one thing, banana rum in fruit punch is candy to neive, liquor lovin freshman ho's. It goes down so smooth that they're knocking em back like it's cool-aid, and before you know it you're waking up with three of them in your bed. Young chicks like to hit the sauce pretty hard :D
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Now that's the spirit! Remember, when boing them from behind, clap your hands once for the brothers of sosuave!
You call it boinging? :confused:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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