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Don Juan
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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
Damn really freaking sexy dude. You're woman is ok you myt man are fionnneeee, how tall are you?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Nice job my man congrats on settling for a good fiancee hope it goes wellbackbreaker said:This is a quite old pic, but it's the only one in my photobucket account so dealwithit.gif
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
I knew you were a troll. Your "picture" is from a stock photo site. This one to be exact: http://roblang.photoshelter.com/image/I0000RsAimndUXZ0mustfirstregister said:
Post reported. Thanks for playing.Good looking man in a towel seated on a lifeguard stand at the beach
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Alle_Gory said:I knew you were a troll. Your "picture" is from a stock photo site. This one to be exact: http://roblang.photoshelter.com/image/I0000RsAimndUXZ0
Post reported. Thanks for playing.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Hahahaha that's classic,Groovy said:He posted a different picture a while ago, maybe that one is true? I don't know about that last post of his, let's hear him before saying something guys!!
If he is a troll, he has got to be my favorite one, because of this one:
Girls are crazy? So that means your mom is crazy?
Looooooooooool.
that was the same thing they said when i posted the picutre back in the day lol. the dudes in the pic are shorter than me creating the image of me being taller than I am. I probably am closer to 5'10 as well than I am 5'8. i haven't had my self measured since I got my DL and I know my dad is 5'10 and I am right at the same hight as he is nowCr1msonKing said:I remember you saying before, in a different thread, that you were on the shorter side, around 5'8" I remember, looking kinda tall in the picture![]()
Props to the pretty girlfriend dude....Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
thanks man!Rubirosa said:Props to the pretty girlfriend dude....
Most of the Rockabilly girls that I knew back in the day were......Well, let's just say that didn't watch their carbs too closely......
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
backbreaker said:This is a quite old pic, but it's the only one in my photobucket account so dealwithit.gif
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Damn son, you've got some class. :rockon:Maximus Rex said:More pics of your boy,
http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/...ns Maximus Rex/NewSocratesPic_zps6a04ca9c.jpg
http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/...nipotens Maximus Rex/ANewLook_zps0fd656cb.jpg
http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/...Omnipotens Maximus Rex/Pimpin_zps022cbe7c.jpg
http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/...b-dda7-4f38-a44b-9aca8a8dda1d_zps8650d246.jpg
Why wouldn't I, but thank you.Flakey_Woman_Suck said:Damn son, you've got some class. :rockon: