SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
This tattoo fails. nuff said.Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This tattoo fails. nuff said.Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why thank you!SamTheHobit said:This tattoo fails. nuff said.
vagrant said:I actually have a pic request for elstud and those guys who think looks don't matter...etc. Those guys with a gazillion post, please pictures up or your credibility goes down the drain. I have this vision that most guys here are nerdy looking because those types are the only ones who never get some. That, and the homeless guy across the street. Also I would like to see what pook looks like.
Everybody request the pictures of your favorite posters here or anyone for that matter. Peace...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
does that broad in his pic "fail"?, remember that when he is banging her and your jerking one haha :rockon:SamTheHobit said:This tattoo fails. nuff said.
Chickfight said:Damn, what a controversial PIC THREAD. Lighten the hell up. If you don't want to post a pic, then don't. Why are you here? Why are you even clicking the links and looking at people's "gay" pictures?
Any idea how dumb it is to call someone gay on a forum where they come to learn how to attract WOMEN is? People here are a lot of things, but gay? Unlikely. Grow the fvck up. Stop trying to out-alpha each other on an internet forum.
If that's your idea of a 'broad' than I feel sorry for you.bilboteabaggins said:does that broad in his pic "fail"?, remember that when he is banging her and your jerking one haha :rockon:
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Cr1msonKing said:Why are you so negative?
You called this thread gay, you said someones tattoos "fail", and imply that his girl isn't worthy of being a broad ie shes not attractive to you.
Do ya thing Captain Jack Sparrow.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.SharinganUser said:I think the reason might have to do with his secret crush on Frodo. What's not a secret though is how he stalked Frodo, listened as Frodo and Gandalf talked about jewelry by the fire place. When he was discovered, he was made to be Frodo's hobit slave, much to Sam's delight. He then went on some long walks with Frodo to go hiking up a mountain side. Sam often shared his feelings with Frodo as they journied. Mr Gamgee even became jealous and mistrustful of new friends that joined them along the way.
However Sam the hobbit never gave up on Frodo and evenually went back to stalking Mr Frodo and his new companion. Instead of nexting Frodo, he stalked and waited until Frodo was in trouble and needed to be saved. Like most AFC's he thought that he could swoop in an save the day to show just how nice of guy he really is.
There was also a time where Frodo had become injured and fell bed ridden (He'd been penetrated by the tip of a sword of big black figure). Sam spent all his time by Frodo's bedside. He was there when Frodo awoke and they looked deeply into each other's eyes, and Sam couldn't be happier.
But despite all this, Sam the Hobbit's love of Frodo was no match for Frodo's love of Jewelry. It was that love that caused Frodo to leave Samwise forever. And as if to add insult to injury, Frodo ordered Sam to "Finish my book."
Sorry to hear about your mom. Though I have NO IDEA why you took offense to my post which was referencing Lord of The Rings....Crissco said:Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Bro, it was a joke, I was messing around. LOL...Its called a meme.SharinganUser said:Sorry to hear about your mom. Though I have NO IDEA why you took offense to my post which was referencing Lord of The Rings....
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Ah damn you got me good. I haven't seen that meme before. :rockon:Crissco said:Bro, it was a joke, I was messing around. LOL...Its called a meme.
After your post I was laughing my ass off. I was like this guy thinks hes good, im gonna play a little trick on him. Especially after I posted my picture, I thought this meme would be perfect.SharinganUser said:Ah damn you got me good. I haven't seen that meme before. :rockon:
Can you PLEASE not post in this thread since it's so "gay"? I don't need you hijacking and trolling in my thread. Stop hating and just improve yourself, then someday, you will have the confidence to post a pic, but until then PLEASE stop. You are entitled to your own opinion, but me or anybody else DOES NOT need to hear your flaming or Attention Whoring.SamTheHobit said:I just realized im a troll. Unintetional of course..btw this thread should be shut down because this is not a homosexual site.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.