I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!

[Bjerte]

It is Bjerte. I am back but am a sad mate today.

I go with girl 6 weeks and she is fat but make Bjerte have happyness in life. We go to drink a beer on weekends and she sleep in my bed for sex but I call on Saturday and she say no. I ask her why no? She say her nana is sick and will die! I promise to go and pray for her!

I call again tomorrow to check if nana is dead. She tell me no but she care for her while sickness is in her and cannot come to me. I feel sad and I go to be her supporter and stop her to see the death corpse when it happen! When I knock on her door it is her mommy who open it. I tell her I pray for nana and she looked confusing to me and say why? I say it is so her spirit will go to jesus when she die. She say why I think nana is to die soon? This is when I know my girl tell me horrid lie!!!!!

Her mommy let me in and I shout at my girl and say why she tell lie? I say it is not funny lie if nana die for real tonight! I get anger inside me and i call her a pig! She say to f*ck off to my home. I have much love in my heart for her so I call to ask if she love me but she say will NEVER forgive me for when I say she is a pig! She say it is worst insult but I complain at worse lie and to think Bjerte is a fool! We have argue and shout and she say it is over and I get mad and say I call you a pig because you are a pig and I stop the telephone.

Now I sit when I think and I am sad. She is wrong to tell horrid lie but I am wrong also to call her a pig. I want now to be back with her so I ask you mates what I say for her to forgive Bjerte?

 

[dannyc]

shut up u stupid troll

 

[Desdinova]

shut up u stupid troll

Um, I highly doubt Bjerte is a troll. He's been here before.

Bjerte, what this chick did was try to flake out on you to blow you off. In other words, she wasn't interested in dating you anymore so she made a sorry ass excuse. We all get it. Hell, I don't blame you for calling her a pig!

It's best to forget about her if she's going to lie to you. Go out and find a woman who won't bull5hit you.

 

[King of You]

Originally posted by Desdinova
Um, I highly doubt Bjerte is a troll. He's been here before.

Bjerte, what this chick did was try to flake out on you to blow you off. In other words, she wasn't interested in dating you anymore so she made a sorry ass excuse. We all get it. Hell, I don't blame you for calling her a pig!

It's best to forget about her if she's going to lie to you. Go out and find a woman who won't bull5hit you.

lmao.

bjerte u rule.

 

[familyguyfan]

Originally posted by dannyc
shut up u stupid troll

You're the stupid one. Notice he's from Iceland. That's why he talks like that.


I'm with Desdinova on this one. You're just gonna have to move on.

 

[dannyc]

hes a troll.

 

[Lost In Translation]

riddle me this

he is in Europe but he says MOMMY

Europe would be MUMMY

Ignorant American Troll posing as European would say MOMMY

it is a distinct language difference that even a person in Iceland learning basic ENGLISH would spell MOM as MUM

Bjerte knows how to spell big words but not cat / dog / mum / dad


I SAY TROLL


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Desdinova]

it is a distinct language difference that even a person in Iceland learning basic ENGLISH would spell MOM as MUM

Okay, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Me and my woman live in the same country. We were raised in the same country. We each spell it differently. It's the way traditional spellings in different lands are coming together and mixing.

You spell color
I spell colour

You spell check
I spell cheque

That's like the pronunciation of the letter Z.

If you can tell me which of these is correct for what countries around the world, I'll give you a metal.

 

[italostud]

Troll or not I think he's hilarious. Every board needs one of these guys.

 

[Life-Trainee]

ROFLMAO!!

Oh Bjerte when will you learn ...

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
ROFLMAO!!

Oh Bjerte when will you learn ...

Bjerte is like Sosauve's version of Fez from the 70's show. Or maybe Balkey from Perfect strangers...

 

[Jariel]

I agree with Desdinova. It sounds like a brush off and I wouldn't take back what you said. She deserved it.



* On a side note, I'm not sure whether he's a troll, but European to English translations usually contain more Americanisms than English colloquialisms due to the influence of Hollywood movies.

 

[HalfAddict]

Bjerte

make more posts please.

 

[Lost In Translation]

Americans use a slightly different English to the British

England = English

European English = England English

Australia is an English Colony so we speak and spell European English for the most part

American for whatever reason just likes to be different

Desdinova what country you in ?

Jariel what you say is interesting

European to English translations usually contain more Americanisms than English colloquialisms due to the influence of Hollywood movies.

yes that makes sense BUT

in a country like Iceland how much Hollywood influence is there ?

would a young person alter thier brains ability to spell MUM to MOM based on the chance that they have learnt to spell that word in a Hollywood movie in Iceland

if a young person did this they would FAIL alot of school english exams because their spelling and speech is not in line with the English that is being taught

Desdinova
Okay, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Me and my woman live in the same country. We were raised in the same country. We each spell it differently. It's the way traditional spellings in different lands are coming together and mixing.

You spell color
I spell colour

You spell check
I spell cheque

That's like the pronunciation of the letter Z.

If you can tell me which of these is correct for what countries around the world, I'll give you a metal.

traditional spellings PFT !

we are talking ENGLISH

you know from ENGLAND

and the VARIANTS the main one being AMERICAN ENGLISH

if you telling me you blending russian words with english and it comes out perfect just slightly different spelling then you are on CRACK

you and your mum creating your own Ebonics over there in the country you cannot name ?

i spell colour and i spell cheque the same as you !

AND GET ME MY MEDAL

most countries ( European or Commonwealth ) speak and learn English / England English

like i said America is special and they make their own rules


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Desdinova]

i spell colour and i spell cheque the same as you !

Although it's technically correct here in Canada to spell it "colour", I spell it "color". I also spell "mom" and the pronunciation of the letter Z depends on what mood I'm in.

 

[zerocelcius]

troll?

 

[DrMetallica]

Bjerte, I have sister, she make good love to you and make you forget about fat pig! Come America Bjerte!

 

[MacDiddy]

Bjerte: Me think she fat PIG too..

 

[Bjerte]

It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!

drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!

Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!

Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell.

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by Bjerte
Bjerte is too cool!

Yes Bjerte, yes you are.