"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I said the nba were the laziest most corrupt bastards!

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Are you forgetting about the 2017 Houston Astros? :confused:
 

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There is quite the ethnic diversity amongst the defendants. The Chinese names make me wonder if the CCP was connected to it.

Also,
"Ammar Awawdeh
The 34-year-old Brooklyn resident, nicknamed "Flapper Poker" and "Flappy," according to the indictment, is described as a member of the Gambino Crime Family..."

They have to mean "associate," and not member. I thought you had to be Italian to actually be in the mob, but my source for that is The Sopranos.
 

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From the 10-The Present? Sure, insofar as your charge of poor motivation goes. The NBA's lineup from the mid-80s through most of The 2000s was nothing short of immaculate though, in terms of sheer talent and dedication

During the late 20th Century and first decade of The New Millenium, NO other professional league or association in The US produced nearly as many legends as The NBA did, during this sane period

And, as of this writing, The UFC appears to be the only association that has a shot at replicating such success
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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There is quite the ethnic diversity amongst the defendants. The Chinese names make me wonder if the CCP was connected to it.

Also,
"Ammar Awawdeh
The 34-year-old Brooklyn resident, nicknamed "Flapper Poker" and "Flappy," according to the indictment, is described as a member of the Gambino Crime Family..."

They have to mean "associate," and not member. I thought you had to be Italian to actually be in the mob, but my source for that is The Sopranos.
Well said expensive food crappy management and lack of diversity .
 

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From the 10-The Present? Sure, insofar as your charge of poor motivation goes. The NBA's lineup from the mid-80s through most of The 2000s was nothing short of immaculate though, in terms of sheer talent and dedication

During the late 20th Century and first decade of The New Millenium, NO other professional league or association in The US produced nearly as many legends as The NBA did, during this sane period

And, as of this writing, The UFC appears to be the only association that has a shot at replicating such success
Yup formula one is also taking off in the south.
 
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