"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You forgot to mention thats also part Castaway, with Will Smith, seemingly the only person.

Seems like it would be worth seeing. Not a lot of good stuff out there these days.
 

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the story concept has a lot of potential - i love apocolypse stories myself. i think the reason we are seeing so many of them lately is because on a subconscious level we are realizing that we may be approaching the end of things (that 'something', who knows what, is going to bring our existence to a sudden end fairly soon).

the problem with anything involving will smith though is that at least the first 50% of the movie will involve almost no action as he engages in scenes based around his 12 patented facial expressions (hence why the first 30 minutes will be him and his kid and then him washing the dog).

will smith is the black tom cruise. their movies never suck, but are always formulaic.

now, what they should have done for this movie is use a Sin City / 300 style of filming.
 

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oh i will say this though..... i am jealous at will smiths apparent ability to not age. the guy looks the same as he did 10 years ago.
 

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Actually it seems to be more heavily ripped off from the very old movie known as "The Omega Man".
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I am Legend is a 50+ Year old vampire classic. It inspired Romero's Night of the Living Dead and the vamps in the book are nothing like Dracula. Its a nice short book, I finished it in one sitting. The ending has everything to do with the book's title. But I am not going to spoil it for you guys (although I hear the movie changes the ending).
 

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The movie looks great - Ill be checking it out in IMAX.
 

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dude i cannot wait to see this. it looks like a very good movie. I just hope the alien thing doesnt look to dumb lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Richard Matheson is one of the most prolific writers of the 20th century. I am Legend inspired one of my student films when I was at film school in New York. Easily the best vampire book I've ever read.

Suffice it to say I was jacking off when I saw the trailer a few months back. Though the book and the film will be vastly different. I like the fact that Will Smith signed on to play Neville but for the life of me I cannot find who will be playing his nemesis Ben Cortman.
 

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