"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I rear ended an "ebony"

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no no, not like that. I rear ended some chick couple hour ago and her licenece plate was "EBONY". wierd thing is, i could have sworn the chick was white. Anyways, i just thought i share it with you.

I thought i'd be oppset, but i'm not......**** happens.

Now i just got to fork out couple of grand for repairs.....well i guess i won't be going "out" for a while.



oh and F.Y.I.; Life can be a total sh!thole sometimes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so now she changed her mind

she is not answering my phone calls
and
she called her insurence company claming headiques (injury).
NOW THIS IS A COMPLETE NEW BALL GAME.

I have to give a writen statement tomorow.


like come onnnnn!!!!!! HEADIQUES???!!!!!!!
 
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Um. Headaches. Upset. Hooked on Phonics.
 
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Skilla_Staz said:
Um. Headaches. Upset. Hooked on Phonics.
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not you too.

i'm already getting teased by the guys at work about it.:moon:

It's a known fact that engineers can't spell. :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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