"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I rear ended an "ebony"

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no no, not like that. I rear ended some chick couple hour ago and her licenece plate was "EBONY". wierd thing is, i could have sworn the chick was white. Anyways, i just thought i share it with you.

I thought i'd be oppset, but i'm not......**** happens.

Now i just got to fork out couple of grand for repairs.....well i guess i won't be going "out" for a while.



oh and F.Y.I.; Life can be a total sh!thole sometimes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so now she changed her mind

she is not answering my phone calls
and
she called her insurence company claming headiques (injury).
NOW THIS IS A COMPLETE NEW BALL GAME.

I have to give a writen statement tomorow.


like come onnnnn!!!!!! HEADIQUES???!!!!!!!
 
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Um. Headaches. Upset. Hooked on Phonics.
 
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Skilla_Staz said:
Um. Headaches. Upset. Hooked on Phonics.
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not you too.

i'm already getting teased by the guys at work about it.:moon:

It's a known fact that engineers can't spell. :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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