"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Really Need Help!

xGizmoz

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ok yea so there's this girl at the bus stop and i see her every day when i walk to to school, but we don't go to the same school i jus walk by that bus stop. then during classes i keep thinkin about her, she's always on my mind. i really wonna ask her out but i have no clue how to do it because we don't know each other and i dont' even know her name.

i was thinkin of sayin something like

hey my name is xGizmoz(not real) and i know we don't know each other but everytime i see u i can't get u out of my mind, so i was wondering if i can buy you lunch/dinner or w/e.

sounds pretty lame....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Juanito

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xGizmoz said:
ok yea so there's this girl at the bus stop and i see her every day when i walk to to school, but we don't go to the same school i jus walk by that bus stop. then during classes i keep thinkin about her, she's always on my mind. i really wonna ask her out but i have no clue how to do it because we don't know each other and i dont' even know her name.

i was thinkin of sayin something like

hey my name is xGizmoz(not real) and i know we don't know each other but everytime i see u i can't get u out of my mind, so i was wondering if i can buy you lunch/dinner or w/e.

sounds pretty lame....
play it cool son...

dont say 'we dont know each other' and 'i cant get u out of my mind'

just drop that **** unless you wanna make her feel uncomfortable...

when you see her at the bus stop, jus talk to her like a normal person would..and then ask her out:rock:
 

Spookey

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observe her, and see if she wears anything or has any habits that are noteworthy, then comment on it.

hair, shoes, eyes, clothes, the way she sits, whatever, learn to be observant.
also learn to realise when she is getting uncomfortable!!!

its really quite simple: "hi, im XYZ, which school do you go to/do you have smelly teenagers with big braces at your school. ha ha us too, dont you love it when they....."
something like that.

seriously, striking up convo isn't that hard!
 
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