"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I Really Love This Girl So I'm Following Her Everywhere.. Hoping For A Chance

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Now that I've got your attention..

How are you guys? Its been a looong time.. sorry I had to just disappear like that.. PC/Internet got screwed and I was in the middle of a major life rehauling. Everythings fine now.. fortunately.

The board seems to be the same, lol! The same obvious questions, the same 'which is better' debates.. and I realise the Fight Club topic doesn't ever go away from this board, does it? Well I guess some things never change.

Nice to be back. Missed the boards. Just dropping a hi to all of you oldtimers. Seeya!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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whats up bro. welcome back. You didnt miss anything.
 
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I always wondered what happend to stuartSan...Really, it kept me up at nights...

Just kidding. Welcome back though. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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so you arent stalking anyone? it was a mean ploy to get us here??
*cough* AW *cough*

ok well you had us all at hello hahaha
 
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I was about to attack this thread because of the title haha, but welcome back
 
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