You seem like someone who needs to be told what to do, and then needs someone to crack the fvck down on you if you don't do it.
So, here's my proposition to you. IF you are not a troll, and you are seriously wanting to change your life, then I'm willing to offer my assistance to you personall to help get you started.
What this would entail is for you to make a declaration that you will do what it takes to change, and then, on a daily (to semi-daily) basis I will give you instructions on things to do in that day.
But I warn you, if you don't do them then I'm not going to bother. I'll give you a three strike rule. For each day you don't do what I tell you to do, you get a strike. ON the third strike I walk away and you can go at it alone. I'm willing to do this only if you are willing to put forth the effort.
I'm not a hard ass, but I am going to challenge you, so be warned.
If you are willing to do this, then make a thread and I'll give you your first set of instructions. No, I'm not going to answer one of 3000 questions you probably have. I'm asking you to put your faith in me and in the fact that after doing the things I tell you to do, you'll improve your attitudes and your situations drastically.
Let me know. My offer is on the table if you are truly will to learn how to help yourself (I'm not going to help you, I'm going to help you help yourself).
What do you have to lose?