"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

I probably don't need to ask, but

randomshinichi

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 25, 2008
Messages
64
Reaction score
1
...when hearing my lesbian neighbours go all out, is it socially acceptable to knock on the door and ask to join in on the fun?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Phat

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 14, 2005
Messages
382
Reaction score
1
Why dont you go knock on your lesbian neighbors door and find out? That would make a better post than asking the forums permission to do it. Id like to hear how this goes if you do knock and ask. It sounds a little creepy though.
 

randomshinichi

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 25, 2008
Messages
64
Reaction score
1
I had a bad feeling, that's why I'm asking. Plus I live here. I'm leaning towards no, because nobody would want to be intruded upon during sex. Looks like I'll have to ask at some other time.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

PlaysToWin

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 27, 2007
Messages
125
Reaction score
4
Location
London
Option A (Requires balls): Go ask them and see what happens. Report back.
Option B (Requires ball): Go ask them what they would respond were someone to ask them. Report back.
Option C (Requires no balls): Do nothing.
 

Bible_Belt

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
17,591
Reaction score
6,380
Age
50
Location
midwestern cow field 40
randomshinichi said:
...when hearing my lesbian neighbours go all out, is it socially acceptable to knock on the door and ask to join in on the fun?

No, it's not. They get asked that a million times. If they wanted a dude with them, they would not have any trouble getting one.
 
Top