randomshinichi
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...when hearing my lesbian neighbours go all out, is it socially acceptable to knock on the door and ask to join in on the fun?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I probably don't need to ask, but
- Thread starter randomshinichi
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Why dont you go knock on your lesbian neighbors door and find out? That would make a better post than asking the forums permission to do it. Id like to hear how this goes if you do knock and ask. It sounds a little creepy though.
randomshinichi
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I had a bad feeling, that's why I'm asking. Plus I live here. I'm leaning towards no, because nobody would want to be intruded upon during sex. Looks like I'll have to ask at some other time.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PlaysToWin
Don Juan
Option A (Requires balls): Go ask them and see what happens. Report back.
Option B (Requires ball): Go ask them what they would respond were someone to ask them. Report back.
Option C (Requires no balls): Do nothing.
Option B (Requires ball): Go ask them what they would respond were someone to ask them. Report back.
Option C (Requires no balls): Do nothing.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
randomshinichi said:
No, it's not. They get asked that a million times. If they wanted a dude with them, they would not have any trouble getting one.