"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I pissed off a girl at work and she made a harassment compliant against me

devilkingx2

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1.Uh..Kate Upton isn't really my type.

2. I think her tits are too big
1. You sure you're not gay?

2. What does that even mean. Is that a thing? How can that even be possible? I can't even imagine it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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WTF? Are you just dumb? We all have our types. If you like Kate Upton that's up to you.
 

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I've spinned plates and in the end all you're doing is wasting your time. Nothing in learned or built from having short term relationships.
Stop lying to the people. I have a question for the moderators. When a poster has been exposed as either a keyboard jockey or a liar why aren't they immediately banned from the board?

My girl is more on the tall and skinny (almost anorexic) small b tits side.
This is suspect as f*ck. So dude is saying that he's into chicks that are built like prepubescent boys. Ole nasty ass Jerry Sundusky muthaf*cka.

Uh..Kate Upton isn't really my type. Like a runway model.
Who Decided That Models Are Attractive? http://www.sosuave.net/forum/index.php?threads/who-decided-that-models-are-attractive.107520/






Where was Ms. Upton when those two photos and the video was taken?
 
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You spend too much time on the internet looking up dumb $hit and you accuse people of being trolls or keyboard jockey. Get real.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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