"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I pissed off a girl at work and she made a harassment compliant against me

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1.Uh..Kate Upton isn't really my type.

2. I think her tits are too big
1. You sure you're not gay?

2. What does that even mean. Is that a thing? How can that even be possible? I can't even imagine it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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WTF? Are you just dumb? We all have our types. If you like Kate Upton that's up to you.
 

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I've spinned plates and in the end all you're doing is wasting your time. Nothing in learned or built from having short term relationships.
Stop lying to the people. I have a question for the moderators. When a poster has been exposed as either a keyboard jockey or a liar why aren't they immediately banned from the board?

My girl is more on the tall and skinny (almost anorexic) small b tits side.
This is suspect as f*ck. So dude is saying that he's into chicks that are built like prepubescent boys. Ole nasty ass Jerry Sundusky muthaf*cka.

Uh..Kate Upton isn't really my type. Like a runway model.
Who Decided That Models Are Attractive? http://www.sosuave.net/forum/index.php?threads/who-decided-that-models-are-attractive.107520/






Where was Ms. Upton when those two photos and the video was taken?
 
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You spend too much time on the internet looking up dumb $hit and you accuse people of being trolls or keyboard jockey. Get real.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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