"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I need to make my **** bigger.

MayHeM ThEoRy

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Yes yes I know, size doesn't matter its how you use it. But its not because I'm ashamed its small, I just want it to be bigger, plain and simple.


Now I've heard that jelquing crap works, is that true? Also, I hear doing those stretch excerises helps as well, let me know guys. And I'm 17, turn 18 in july, does it stop growing at 18? :p Thanks and sorry about the weird question haha
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Obsidian

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i heard that even if you manage to lengthen it, it will just stretch it thinner, and possibly into a weird shape :S
 

mastacheef

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lol.. mayhem... my boy.. dont worry about your D*CK until you start using it... and stop being sorry so much..

too big and you might hurt the girl.. girth (width) is what i'd rather have, you can bruise the girl if its too long hitting her back wall and she has less and less never endings the farther you go in, long is still good.. you can reach the a-spot easier but girth is better imo, her vag walls are the most sensitive about 2 1/2 inches in
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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