"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I need to make my **** bigger.

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MayHeM ThEoRy

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Yes yes I know, size doesn't matter its how you use it. But its not because I'm ashamed its small, I just want it to be bigger, plain and simple.


Now I've heard that jelquing crap works, is that true? Also, I hear doing those stretch excerises helps as well, let me know guys. And I'm 17, turn 18 in july, does it stop growing at 18? :p Thanks and sorry about the weird question haha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i heard that even if you manage to lengthen it, it will just stretch it thinner, and possibly into a weird shape :S
 
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lol.. mayhem... my boy.. dont worry about your D*CK until you start using it... and stop being sorry so much..

too big and you might hurt the girl.. girth (width) is what i'd rather have, you can bruise the girl if its too long hitting her back wall and she has less and less never endings the farther you go in, long is still good.. you can reach the a-spot easier but girth is better imo, her vag walls are the most sensitive about 2 1/2 inches in
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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