"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I need to get a girl's panties...

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Flabbergasped?

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And take a picture, then sign it. This will be difficult, especially since chicks aroiund here are prudes, but I'm up to the challenge. I do think I'll need some advice.

I have no fbs at the moment, so there's no one who would strip for me easy. I need to game someone to that point, on the spot. I'm guessing, get a chick really drunk, and go from there. Any advice for this particular question?

This is for Friday, btw.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Next girl you fvck, tell her you want to keep the pair she wore that night...

Most girls respect 'odd' things, she'll find it cute and probably feel special. Seriously honesty is by far the best policy, I've done some freaky things in my life that I would have never thought possible, but for whatever reason I was honest about what I wanted... and well more than half the time I got that 'wierd' thing i wanted... lol i've done some dispicable things ha


-Cod3r
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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jamescr73

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if all else fails, go to walmart and buy some hahaahah. :crackup:
 
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You could just buy a pair.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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