"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I need to get a girl's panties...

Flabbergasped?

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And take a picture, then sign it. This will be difficult, especially since chicks aroiund here are prudes, but I'm up to the challenge. I do think I'll need some advice.

I have no fbs at the moment, so there's no one who would strip for me easy. I need to game someone to that point, on the spot. I'm guessing, get a chick really drunk, and go from there. Any advice for this particular question?

This is for Friday, btw.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cod3r

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Next girl you fvck, tell her you want to keep the pair she wore that night...

Most girls respect 'odd' things, she'll find it cute and probably feel special. Seriously honesty is by far the best policy, I've done some freaky things in my life that I would have never thought possible, but for whatever reason I was honest about what I wanted... and well more than half the time I got that 'wierd' thing i wanted... lol i've done some dispicable things ha


-Cod3r
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jamescr73

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if all else fails, go to walmart and buy some hahaahah. :crackup:
 

Leporello

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You could just buy a pair.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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