TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
That means he doesn't like you. You already said he told you he didn't like you. Get over your little girly crush and stop posting about it.
Like, OMG.
Like, OMG.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I need some guys opinions!
- Thread starter Spoiled3289
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
TyTe is right. Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.
Er....yea. Get it through your head lady, he doesn't like you. You're obsessed....
Er....yea. Get it through your head lady, he doesn't like you. You're obsessed....
Master Homer
Don Juan
That is slick as hell bro. Especially the second reply. Slick. I wish I could think of half as good things to say as you seem to. I'd be drowning in *****.
