“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I need some cute stories.

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Ok, I'm not asking for success stories, or funny stories, or stupid stories. I'm looking for fairly short, cute little stories that would make a girl smile. Like when you're being really intimate during the pillow talk after sex or something. Just a nice little story, could be about anything, that you just can't help but smile or laugh a little about. You know what I mean, right?

Maybe this is the wrong place to ask for this kind of thing... Oh well. Come on guys, you can pull through for me! I know some of you have had more serious relationships before. Surely you had something like this that you told her one time and she just melted on you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You know, I have AIDS. Tee-hee :)"
 
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"You know, I have AIDS. Tee-hee :)"
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:D You made me laugh so hard my nose started to bleed...again...congrats! hahahaha!

Bro, pillow talk = feeling her up and getting ready to go for the second round.
 
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Sigh... I should've known better. No one here is in it for anything more than pvssy.
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"One time, when I was in college, it was cold out so I wore my winter coat. So I get to my class, and it was early as hell. Like 7:30 (make up a time), and I get in there, and sit down. I unzip/unbutton my coat, and begin to just d!ck around in my notebook passing time. I stood up and went out in the hall, and came back in maybe 1 minute later. As I'm going to sit down again, the professor tells me ' AoF, it would be nice if next time you wore a shirt to class. You're not Matthew McConahey(sp?).' I look down, and wouldn't you know it. I was shirtless."

Works wonders for me, although mine is a true story.

Change up whatever you think needs changing up.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lord Shinra said:
"One time, when I was in college, it was cold out so I wore my winter coat. So I get to my class, and it was early as hell. Like 7:30 (make up a time), and I get in there, and sit down. I unzip/unbutton my coat, and begin to just d!ck around in my notebook passing time. I stood up and went out in the hall, and came back in maybe 1 minute later. As I'm going to sit down again, the professor tells me ' AoF, it would be nice if next time you wore a shirt to class. You're not Matthew McConahey(sp?).' I look down, and wouldn't you know it. I was shirtless."

Works wonders for me, although mine is a true story.

Change up whatever you think needs changing up.
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Thanks for actually responding Shinra. I'm not looking for stories that actually happened to someone, to pass them off as my own, though. I was thinking more like, just some fictional, quirky little story. I dunno, it could be about a cat and a ball of string. Think like, bedtime stories, kinda.
 
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One day when my x girlfriend was asking me why I still lust over other women I told her the story of the frog and the scorpion. She thought it was very cute. (the moral of the story is that it is in my nature)
 
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tell her the story about the time you went on a pantie raid and could only find jock straps and dildos.
 
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Ace of Flames said:
Thanks for actually responding Shinra. I'm not looking for stories that actually happened to someone, to pass them off as my own, though. I was thinking more like, just some fictional, quirky little story. I dunno, it could be about a cat and a ball of string. Think like, bedtime stories, kinda.
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dude, thats exactly what your looking for... almost every story is brought in from RL, as for bedtime stories, you really wanna whisper sweet nothings into this girls ear about Mother Goose? or Humpty Dumpty? how about Pinocchio?

Well Im going to thank Shinra because I will be using that, lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I once ****ed some chick, and said thankyou after every stroke, she was so touched by my politeness she cried afterwards
 
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I once ****ed some chick, and said thankyou after every stroke, she was so touched by my politeness she cried afterwards
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LMAO! even if thats not a story u offered up im going to use it as one... I laughed so hard my roommates came to see what was soo funny...lol
 
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dude is she doesn't laugh at some of this sh1t then she doesn't have a sense of humor
 
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yeah ace here's an idea,

go have a fvcking life. lead an interesting life so you dont' have to go to the internet for fake stories. read more so you don't have to come to a damn forum for ideas about "cuddle talk" that's bullsh1t in itself
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Potbelly said:
yeah ace here's an idea,

go have a fvcking life. lead an interesting life so you dont' have to go to the internet for fake stories. read more so you don't have to come to a damn forum for ideas about "cuddle talk" that's bullsh1t in itself
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Wow... you have no idea how incredibly wrong you are. Stop thinking, your brain isn't working right. :kick:

I'm only asking for a simple story. Hasn't anyone ever heard of that?
 
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Ace of Flames said:
Wow... you have no idea how incredibly wrong you are. Stop thinking, your brain isn't working right. :kick:

I'm only asking for a simple story. Hasn't anyone ever heard of that?
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Bro relax I was joking. You're obviously a Master Don Juan (as it says under your name) that just needed a simple story.

Try Green Eggs and Ham...works for me.
 
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i have NEVER had pillow talk.. normally i just talk about what i would talk about if i were talking on the phone..

or maybe tell a funny story about something that happend at work.

the last girl i told a Dr seus story to stopped answering my calls.. i dont' think she really like the cat in the hat as much as i did.. i was bouncing up and down as i turned the pages and clapping my hands.. maybe that had something to do with it
 
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Ace of Flames said:
Sigh... I should've known better. No one here is in it for anything more than pvssy.
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You're on this forum looking for funny stories to tell a chick so you can pass them off as your own. What are you in it for?
 
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Well Im going to thank Shinra because I will be using that, lol
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Glad someone else is gonna give that story a shot.

:yes:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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