"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I need some cute stories.

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Ok, I'm not asking for success stories, or funny stories, or stupid stories. I'm looking for fairly short, cute little stories that would make a girl smile. Like when you're being really intimate during the pillow talk after sex or something. Just a nice little story, could be about anything, that you just can't help but smile or laugh a little about. You know what I mean, right?

Maybe this is the wrong place to ask for this kind of thing... Oh well. Come on guys, you can pull through for me! I know some of you have had more serious relationships before. Surely you had something like this that you told her one time and she just melted on you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"You know, I have AIDS. Tee-hee :)"
 

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Incog said:
"You know, I have AIDS. Tee-hee :)"
:D You made me laugh so hard my nose started to bleed...again...congrats! hahahaha!

Bro, pillow talk = feeling her up and getting ready to go for the second round.
 

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Sigh... I should've known better. No one here is in it for anything more than pvssy.
"One time, when I was in college, it was cold out so I wore my winter coat. So I get to my class, and it was early as hell. Like 7:30 (make up a time), and I get in there, and sit down. I unzip/unbutton my coat, and begin to just d!ck around in my notebook passing time. I stood up and went out in the hall, and came back in maybe 1 minute later. As I'm going to sit down again, the professor tells me ' AoF, it would be nice if next time you wore a shirt to class. You're not Matthew McConahey(sp?).' I look down, and wouldn't you know it. I was shirtless."

Works wonders for me, although mine is a true story.

Change up whatever you think needs changing up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lord Shinra said:
"One time, when I was in college, it was cold out so I wore my winter coat. So I get to my class, and it was early as hell. Like 7:30 (make up a time), and I get in there, and sit down. I unzip/unbutton my coat, and begin to just d!ck around in my notebook passing time. I stood up and went out in the hall, and came back in maybe 1 minute later. As I'm going to sit down again, the professor tells me ' AoF, it would be nice if next time you wore a shirt to class. You're not Matthew McConahey(sp?).' I look down, and wouldn't you know it. I was shirtless."

Works wonders for me, although mine is a true story.

Change up whatever you think needs changing up.
Thanks for actually responding Shinra. I'm not looking for stories that actually happened to someone, to pass them off as my own, though. I was thinking more like, just some fictional, quirky little story. I dunno, it could be about a cat and a ball of string. Think like, bedtime stories, kinda.
 

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One day when my x girlfriend was asking me why I still lust over other women I told her the story of the frog and the scorpion. She thought it was very cute. (the moral of the story is that it is in my nature)
 

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tell her the story about the time you went on a pantie raid and could only find jock straps and dildos.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Thanks for actually responding Shinra. I'm not looking for stories that actually happened to someone, to pass them off as my own, though. I was thinking more like, just some fictional, quirky little story. I dunno, it could be about a cat and a ball of string. Think like, bedtime stories, kinda.
dude, thats exactly what your looking for... almost every story is brought in from RL, as for bedtime stories, you really wanna whisper sweet nothings into this girls ear about Mother Goose? or Humpty Dumpty? how about Pinocchio?

Well Im going to thank Shinra because I will be using that, lol
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I once ****ed some chick, and said thankyou after every stroke, she was so touched by my politeness she cried afterwards
 

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I once ****ed some chick, and said thankyou after every stroke, she was so touched by my politeness she cried afterwards
LMAO! even if thats not a story u offered up im going to use it as one... I laughed so hard my roommates came to see what was soo funny...lol
 

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dude is she doesn't laugh at some of this sh1t then she doesn't have a sense of humor
 

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yeah ace here's an idea,

go have a fvcking life. lead an interesting life so you dont' have to go to the internet for fake stories. read more so you don't have to come to a damn forum for ideas about "cuddle talk" that's bullsh1t in itself
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Potbelly said:
yeah ace here's an idea,

go have a fvcking life. lead an interesting life so you dont' have to go to the internet for fake stories. read more so you don't have to come to a damn forum for ideas about "cuddle talk" that's bullsh1t in itself
Wow... you have no idea how incredibly wrong you are. Stop thinking, your brain isn't working right. :kick:

I'm only asking for a simple story. Hasn't anyone ever heard of that?
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Wow... you have no idea how incredibly wrong you are. Stop thinking, your brain isn't working right. :kick:

I'm only asking for a simple story. Hasn't anyone ever heard of that?
Bro relax I was joking. You're obviously a Master Don Juan (as it says under your name) that just needed a simple story.

Try Green Eggs and Ham...works for me.
 

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i have NEVER had pillow talk.. normally i just talk about what i would talk about if i were talking on the phone..

or maybe tell a funny story about something that happend at work.

the last girl i told a Dr seus story to stopped answering my calls.. i dont' think she really like the cat in the hat as much as i did.. i was bouncing up and down as i turned the pages and clapping my hands.. maybe that had something to do with it
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Sigh... I should've known better. No one here is in it for anything more than pvssy.
You're on this forum looking for funny stories to tell a chick so you can pass them off as your own. What are you in it for?
 

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Well Im going to thank Shinra because I will be using that, lol
Glad someone else is gonna give that story a shot.

:yes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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