"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Need Help With A Hip Hop Song!!!!

Juan_Man

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Please help.

This was a hip hop song that was pretty popular around 1998 or 1999 but I can't really describe the beat online. The beat goes something like na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-nunna. There is a repeated line at the end that goes either something like "It's the S-W-A-P" or "It's the S-W-E-V" or "It's the S-W-E-P" but I'm not sure what the actual acronym is. If you know what the song is, please let me know plus the name of the artist. Thanks in advance.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Juan_Man

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Nope. I just heard 'Got Tha Feelin' on youtube.com and it's not the song. I think the group I'm referring to was sort of a one-hit wonder. Thanks for the help, though.
 

KillaCam

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stonedface said:
Ini Kamoze - Here comes the hotstepper?
That's exactly the song i'm thinking.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Skilla_Staz

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EXCUUUSE me mr officer! MURRRDERRRER
 

Juan_Man

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Nigga really spent 15 years asking around, scouring the web, leaving no stone unturned to find this song. Respect.
It actually took me over 20 years to find.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Nigga really spent 15 years asking around, scouring the web, leaving no stone unturned to find this song. Respect.
That was actually a funny fvcking moment. Creates the thread in 2006 and comes back with the song in 2021. Good moment.

Juan Ma ¡eres de puta madre macho!
 
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