"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I need Bjerte and Snits updates!

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Bjerte the crazy Icelander left us hanging in his thread. I must know if Kjell's balls are permanently destroyed, or if you ended up hitting kjell in skull with crow bar to make him stop to move anymore? :D Also, did Snits take Bjerte back?

Please Bjerte, update your thread! I dont want that thread to die without a conclusion.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I second that.

Maybe Snits is grabing Bjerte's balls now because Kjell's don't work anymore.
 

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Lol word. Someone re up that thread.
 

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*waits patiently*
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Warm and friendly greets from Bjerte!

I am now go back to be with family for 3 days and I say nothing to Snits to let her stop to be mad. I wait and I should ask to meet and drink a beer. We should relax our talk. Then I tell her sorry. I say I think she stop to be my girl and feel too much sad. But I understand if she not make time for Bjerte because I was a fiend and it is my fault if she stop to love me.

I cut and paste cos it take long typing time for me. It is ok yes?

I thank you to make the message about me. Yay! \o/
 

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I thank you to make the message about me. Yay! \o/
Grabbing of the balls now voted best seduction tip of the year. Stay tuned.

Much thanking be to Bjerte. Yay! \o/
 

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Originally posted by Bjerte
Warm and friendly greets from Bjerte!

I am now go back to be with family for 3 days and I say nothing to Snits to let her stop to be mad. I wait and I should ask to meet and drink a beer. We should relax our talk. Then I tell her sorry. I say I think she stop to be my girl and feel too much sad. But I understand if she not make time for Bjerte because I was a fiend and it is my fault if she stop to love me.

I cut and paste cos it take long typing time for me. It is ok yes?

I thank you to make the message about me. Yay! \o/
Well Bjerte, I probably wouldnt have called snits back if it was me. I would have just cut that off. Please keep us updated on any future girls.
 

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I think that after you grab the other mans balls and make your girl scream you have the right to call her after.

It is all about what balances things out.

What this guy did was genius.
 
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