penkitten
Master Don Juan
name three people that have died from lack of sex....LostAndConfused said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
i must have sex in the next 3 months
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
penkitten said:
WWhy are you forgetting that you are supposed to have a Life?
And please do not listen to little kids who have abarely lived telling you that the entire point to life is to have sex.
Please, do youself a favor and do not live your Life on those terms, man.
Oh and sorry to break it to you, but women stay away from desperate needy guys.....
KarmaSutra
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I'm thoroughly befuddled . . .
As to why this thread has gone 5 pages so far and threads by Interceptor, Penkitten, Victory Unlimited and other bright stars from the heavens, have only garnered responses enough to fill a coffee cup?
What the fvck is wrong with you guys? We preach day and night about boy-men becoming TRUE men but lend time to gibberish such as this?
As to why this thread has gone 5 pages so far and threads by Interceptor, Penkitten, Victory Unlimited and other bright stars from the heavens, have only garnered responses enough to fill a coffee cup?
What the fvck is wrong with you guys? We preach day and night about boy-men becoming TRUE men but lend time to gibberish such as this?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
I think every one overreacted, this was most likely a troll, you don't remember the Pen15 Club joke?KarmaSutra said:
DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
cheers!KarmaSutra said:
my thoughts exactly
ready123
Master Don Juan
this thread is fvckin hilarious
Pics or it didn't happen!
But seriously, stop whining like a little *****. There are people that have really miserable life and they don't whine, they fight to be on top. I'm 20 and a virgin and there's nothing wrong with that. Sure as hell beats losing your virginity at 16 and getting some chick pregnant then having your life and hers screwed for a looooong time. Plus you'll enjoy it more if you lose your virginity to somebody you fall for instead of some random slut who you will threat like a bag of **** afterwards.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Tick tock tick tock....
Isn't it amazing how hard it is to achieve goals which is hugely dependent on the actions of not only yourself but another person....
Isn't it amazing how hard it is to achieve goals which is hugely dependent on the actions of not only yourself but another person....