"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Luv YoU MwaH

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I get this a lot too from women I'm dating (even the MwaH part :)) - especially if they're cutesy girly girls. When we're out with friends, the girl I'm currently seeing will often say "I love you" out of the blue and snuggle upto me. I think some girls are just generally sweet and affectionate in things they say.

I'd only take it seriously if it is said emphatically.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If a girl said that to me I'd punch her in the stomach.
 
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WTF i typed up a big reply yesterday and it's gone?! Anyway, i heard this from a chick friend of mine, apparently she said when she sms's "LUV YA" it's meant as a mate way and "LOVE" is meant in well, you know.

Also case you didnt know(coz i didn't) an EX GF told me "mwah" is meant to be the sound for a kiss. Coz when you kiss someone on the cheek you always make a "mwa" sound :rolleyes: Silly girls
 
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LoL females:rolleyes: thanks man thats a big relief now i can fu*k her and not worry about her "loving me".

Thanks Man

Oh by the way were in Syd r u from?

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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