Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I listen to this song as I get pumped up for going out

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dUDE, you cannot be serious.

That was fvckin' gay as!

Here is a much better one to get you in the mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oh4I5Yn7Bo

Hot loose women looking to head out, get wild and take it off, and with a good beat.

On Friday night when I was making out with some 18yo blond chick on the dance floor (with her brunette friend who supposedly had a b/f also rubbing herself all over me from whatever angle was free), no way in hell were we doing it to the soundtrack from a movie about a bunch of computer nerds!
 

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F--- all of this childish junk. Here is a TRUE classic. Sadly some of you might not have heard of it. Some of you probably always wanted to know who sung it. Well here you go....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc&feature=player_detailpage#t=14s
I pump this bad boy when I am soaping my body in the shower. As the soap runs from chest down to my abs and finally reaching my manly parts this is what I hear. It begins right at the point that the soap almost hits my most manliest of organs.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Atom Smasher

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BigJimbo said:
F--- all of this childish junk. Here is a TRUE classic. Sadly some of you might not have heard of it. Some of you probably always wanted to know who sung it. Well here you go....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc&feature=player_detailpage#t=14s
I pump this bad boy when I am soaping my body in the shower. As the soap runs from chest down to my abs and finally reaching my manly parts this is what I hear. It begins right at the point that the soap almost hits my most manliest of organs.
LOL, after all that imagery and hearing that song, I think I need to be hospitalized.
 

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Thankyou for saving this thread, jesus those were horrid picks before. Ke$ha really?....really?


C'mon Man!

check out mickey avalon - so rich so pretty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEd4ci6bjd8&feature=fvst

sick song, and good times in those pictures.

What being a DJ is all about.
 

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All these songs suck, but the Kesha dude failed beyond repair, haha.

I personally like the "So rich, so pretty" the best. it's simply badass

By the way: There's veeery few good girls for ALL these party vvhores out there. I never take any girl seriously until she proves why I should!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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