"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I listen to this song as I get pumped up for going out

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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dUDE, you cannot be serious.

That was fvckin' gay as!

Here is a much better one to get you in the mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oh4I5Yn7Bo

Hot loose women looking to head out, get wild and take it off, and with a good beat.

On Friday night when I was making out with some 18yo blond chick on the dance floor (with her brunette friend who supposedly had a b/f also rubbing herself all over me from whatever angle was free), no way in hell were we doing it to the soundtrack from a movie about a bunch of computer nerds!
 

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F--- all of this childish junk. Here is a TRUE classic. Sadly some of you might not have heard of it. Some of you probably always wanted to know who sung it. Well here you go....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc&feature=player_detailpage#t=14s
I pump this bad boy when I am soaping my body in the shower. As the soap runs from chest down to my abs and finally reaching my manly parts this is what I hear. It begins right at the point that the soap almost hits my most manliest of organs.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Atom Smasher

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BigJimbo said:
F--- all of this childish junk. Here is a TRUE classic. Sadly some of you might not have heard of it. Some of you probably always wanted to know who sung it. Well here you go....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc&feature=player_detailpage#t=14s
I pump this bad boy when I am soaping my body in the shower. As the soap runs from chest down to my abs and finally reaching my manly parts this is what I hear. It begins right at the point that the soap almost hits my most manliest of organs.
LOL, after all that imagery and hearing that song, I think I need to be hospitalized.
 

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Thankyou for saving this thread, jesus those were horrid picks before. Ke$ha really?....really?


C'mon Man!

check out mickey avalon - so rich so pretty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEd4ci6bjd8&feature=fvst

sick song, and good times in those pictures.

What being a DJ is all about.
 

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All these songs suck, but the Kesha dude failed beyond repair, haha.

I personally like the "So rich, so pretty" the best. it's simply badass

By the way: There's veeery few good girls for ALL these party vvhores out there. I never take any girl seriously until she proves why I should!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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