"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I keep farting

PerfectCircle

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In all seriousness. my "bulking up" diet has me farting constantly. is anyone else this way.? Can I do anything to prevent it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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jahidi

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Did you start this diet recently? I farted nonstop when I started eating more but my body must have adjusted because my farting is back to normal now.
 

PerfectCircle

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jahidi said:
Did you start this diet recently? I farted nonstop when I started eating more but my body must have adjusted because my farting is back to normal now.
yes. only a week ago. thanks.
 

immrtlwun

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If it doesn't return to normal on its own, you can get digestive aids for relatively cheap from a health store like GNC.
 

TheBucketOfTruth

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PerfectCircle said:
In all seriousness. my "bulking up" diet has me farting constantly. is anyone else this way.? Can I do anything to prevent it?
Are you taking protein supplements as well with this diet? What kind? I've heard that some people get terrible gas from protein supplements (or drinking too much milk with them if you use something like vanilla flavor).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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