"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I keep farting

PerfectCircle

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In all seriousness. my "bulking up" diet has me farting constantly. is anyone else this way.? Can I do anything to prevent it?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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jahidi

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Did you start this diet recently? I farted nonstop when I started eating more but my body must have adjusted because my farting is back to normal now.
 

PerfectCircle

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jahidi said:
Did you start this diet recently? I farted nonstop when I started eating more but my body must have adjusted because my farting is back to normal now.
yes. only a week ago. thanks.
 

immrtlwun

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If it doesn't return to normal on its own, you can get digestive aids for relatively cheap from a health store like GNC.
 

TheBucketOfTruth

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PerfectCircle said:
In all seriousness. my "bulking up" diet has me farting constantly. is anyone else this way.? Can I do anything to prevent it?
Are you taking protein supplements as well with this diet? What kind? I've heard that some people get terrible gas from protein supplements (or drinking too much milk with them if you use something like vanilla flavor).
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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