Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
"I want a girlfriend!"
Even the young Atom Smasher wasn't this bad...
Even the young Atom Smasher wasn't this bad...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I just signed this kid up to SoSuave. World's Youngest Beta
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
how the fck did you find this? It has ZERO views on youtube.
Is that really YOU??????
Mb hes the dad
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I don’t even know what to say about this. Good chance she’s a single mother. She’s coddling him but then she freaks him out by kissing him on the forehead, where he shifts gears and wails, “You’re not a girlfriend”. She is ignorant of this until she makes the connection and realizes that he is equating her affection with that which he would receive from a girlfriend.
Kid needs a man there to put a stop to this sh!t, but it’s likely there’s no man to be found.
Kid needs a man there to put a stop to this sh!t, but it’s likely there’s no man to be found.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
zekko
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That kid may be a whiner, but he's perceptive.
The new generations are starting younger all the time. This goes to show how even toddlers are being bombarded by sex messages in the media constantly. That kid will probably be tossing out negs in the playground by the time he's five. I had other things on my mind when I was three, although I was aware that there was something up with the opposite sex from a very young age, long before puberty.