steroidsrule
Don Juan
haha so basically just delete this point... i need a second chance
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I just nexted a guy!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
unreal losers hahaha
*high fives steroids*
Dude that is some funny ****e:crackup:
pink
HAHAHAHAHA
so how's ur friend handling himself? Does his girlfriend have him wearing knickers yet?
It's good to be a man
LMAO check the responders man, listen to who sounds AFC and who doesn't, theres one guy laughing and doesn't have to try and prove himself like badmann friv and zoinder
Thanks for the laugh, and the damned responses couldn't have been funnier:crackup:
*high fives steroids*
Dude that is some funny ****e:crackup:
pink
HAHAHAHAHAso how's ur friend handling himself? Does his girlfriend have him wearing knickers yet?
It's good to be a man
LMAO check the responders man, listen to who sounds AFC and who doesn't, theres one guy laughing and doesn't have to try and prove himself like badmann friv and zoinder
Thanks for the laugh, and the damned responses couldn't have been funnier:crackup:
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
maybe if you werent a druggie..you might of passed the first time...
so your 20 and in hs?
and your a man?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I bet you if the first few replies were congratulating him every one would be agreeing with his decision. Had it said something like "Good job, now your friend will snap out of it." The replies wouldn't be so negative.
Usually the first post determines how the rest of the posters are going to react.
Usually the first post determines how the rest of the posters are going to react.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
HAHA thats so true!
salsipuedes
Don Juan
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Seems you been using too many roids dude, what you did is totally uncool, i make it a big point to befriend people who nobody else wants as friends, many women are very impressed with the fact that i like people who nobody cares for.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
LMAO
No wonder I only find one in ten posts in this place remotely male posts.
I'm beginning to believe that sosuave is swarming with ungrateful ****s who don't know when to play the reed and when to be the wind. All of this knowledge, and still your speaking nasally passages about how everybody should think like a woman.
I dare one of you to find a great idol who turned gay cause his friends did.
PS.firv.the.rosean.why.is.not.whitin.yuor.rleam.of.cphiersoomnen.
No wonder I only find one in ten posts in this place remotely male posts.
I'm beginning to believe that sosuave is swarming with ungrateful ****s who don't know when to play the reed and when to be the wind. All of this knowledge, and still your speaking nasally passages about how everybody should think like a woman.
I dare one of you to find a great idol who turned gay cause his friends did.
PS.firv.the.rosean.why.is.not.whitin.yuor.rleam.of.cphiersoomnen.