steroidsrule
Don Juan
haha so basically just delete this point... i need a second chance
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I just nexted a guy!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
unreal losers hahaha
*high fives steroids*
Dude that is some funny ****e:crackup:
pink
HAHAHAHAHA
so how's ur friend handling himself? Does his girlfriend have him wearing knickers yet?
It's good to be a man
LMAO check the responders man, listen to who sounds AFC and who doesn't, theres one guy laughing and doesn't have to try and prove himself like badmann friv and zoinder
Thanks for the laugh, and the damned responses couldn't have been funnier:crackup:
*high fives steroids*
Dude that is some funny ****e:crackup:
pink
HAHAHAHAHAso how's ur friend handling himself? Does his girlfriend have him wearing knickers yet?
It's good to be a man
LMAO check the responders man, listen to who sounds AFC and who doesn't, theres one guy laughing and doesn't have to try and prove himself like badmann friv and zoinder
Thanks for the laugh, and the damned responses couldn't have been funnier:crackup:
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
maybe if you werent a druggie..you might of passed the first time...
so your 20 and in hs?
and your a man?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I bet you if the first few replies were congratulating him every one would be agreeing with his decision. Had it said something like "Good job, now your friend will snap out of it." The replies wouldn't be so negative.
Usually the first post determines how the rest of the posters are going to react.
Usually the first post determines how the rest of the posters are going to react.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
HAHA thats so true!
salsipuedes
Don Juan
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Seems you been using too many roids dude, what you did is totally uncool, i make it a big point to befriend people who nobody else wants as friends, many women are very impressed with the fact that i like people who nobody cares for.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
LMAO
No wonder I only find one in ten posts in this place remotely male posts.
I'm beginning to believe that sosuave is swarming with ungrateful ****s who don't know when to play the reed and when to be the wind. All of this knowledge, and still your speaking nasally passages about how everybody should think like a woman.
I dare one of you to find a great idol who turned gay cause his friends did.
PS.firv.the.rosean.why.is.not.whitin.yuor.rleam.of.cphiersoomnen.
No wonder I only find one in ten posts in this place remotely male posts.
I'm beginning to believe that sosuave is swarming with ungrateful ****s who don't know when to play the reed and when to be the wind. All of this knowledge, and still your speaking nasally passages about how everybody should think like a woman.
I dare one of you to find a great idol who turned gay cause his friends did.
PS.firv.the.rosean.why.is.not.whitin.yuor.rleam.of.cphiersoomnen.