"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just found out I'm on Don'tdatehimgirl.com

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Maxtro said:
LOL great idea.

If you do it be sure to add some spelling and grammatical errors. Most women online don't bother to spellcheck. I'd also throw in some more emotional junk.
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Let's see...

"He used great sex to hook me but was cheating on the side and dind't tell me was all "your so special, your so great" then he dispeared and dunno where he was. And just when your gonna dump him, he'll come with some surprise romantic thing and you think its finally working but he'll be distant cold again. Made me feel like crap but then he'd go "ooh I love oyu baby" and we'd be together and then he'd start again with all that. Six months he dumped me because he said I had gottn fat :-("

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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RMM said:
Let's see...

"He used great sex to hook me but was cheating on the side and dind't tell me was all "your so special, your so great" then he dispeared and dunno where he was. And just when your gonna dump him, he'll come with some surprise romantic thing and you think its finally working but he'll be distant cold again. Made me feel like crap but then he'd go "ooh I love oyu baby" and we'd be together and then he'd start again with all that. Six months he dumped me because he said I had gottn fat :-("

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dude, thats pretty pathetic
 
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If you guys are gloating about being put on an obscure website and then thinking of ways to lie about yourself in an attempt to look like a player for the slight chance of getting a chick (who actually visits the site in the first place) interested, then there are bigger problems here than I thought

Yea, I know, I'm poopin on the party. But any chick who visits that site in the first place probably shouldn't be dated herself
 
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So sue them for a million dollars. In writing=open and shut case.

Of course, they'd try to pay you with expired credit cards, but that's beyond the point.
 
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