I just found out I'm on Don'tdatehimgirl.com

[RMM]

LOL great idea.

If you do it be sure to add some spelling and grammatical errors. Most women online don't bother to spellcheck. I'd also throw in some more emotional junk.

Let's see...

"He used great sex to hook me but was cheating on the side and dind't tell me was all "your so special, your so great" then he dispeared and dunno where he was. And just when your gonna dump him, he'll come with some surprise romantic thing and you think its finally working but he'll be distant cold again. Made me feel like crap but then he'd go "ooh I love oyu baby" and we'd be together and then he'd start again with all that. Six months he dumped me because he said I had gottn fat :-("

Better?

 

[usscrum]

Let's see...

"He used great sex to hook me but was cheating on the side and dind't tell me was all "your so special, your so great" then he dispeared and dunno where he was. And just when your gonna dump him, he'll come with some surprise romantic thing and you think its finally working but he'll be distant cold again. Made me feel like crap but then he'd go "ooh I love oyu baby" and we'd be together and then he'd start again with all that. Six months he dumped me because he said I had gottn fat :-("

Better?

dude, thats pretty pathetic

 

[MeteorMash]

If you guys are gloating about being put on an obscure website and then thinking of ways to lie about yourself in an attempt to look like a player for the slight chance of getting a chick (who actually visits the site in the first place) interested, then there are bigger problems here than I thought

Yea, I know, I'm poopin on the party. But any chick who visits that site in the first place probably shouldn't be dated herself

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

So sue them for a million dollars. In writing=open and shut case.

Of course, they'd try to pay you with expired credit cards, but that's beyond the point.