THA REALNESS
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I like that ...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I Hit A Girl...
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I like that ...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
THA REALNESS
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OOOHH !!! YEAHHHH!!! LOL !!BIBLle-WORthY!!!
THA REALNESS
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Originally posted by Mr.Hash wid da Stash
You went too easy on this dyke. Should've pulled out your glock 9 and smoked her...
THA REALNESS
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I totally agree .Treat them like equals we are equals under the law and under the eyes of god.
englishman
Master Don Juan
Yep I think you did the right thing to bro! Ive had a few b*tches hit me over the years, I was always told dont hit a women, dont hit a women.....But f*ck it, if they ever try it again i'll do what it takes to make em realise theyd better f8cking stop it while they can...... I love MrBond007's use of the term 'Retarded white Knight' Its something ive been aware of, these dummy men who are ready to lay themselves on the line for the poor maiden in distress, but never actualy found a way to describe it...... The city where I live, there was an unfortunate case where a women runs into a starbucks to get away from her husband who went psyco, husband comes in after her with a big knife, starbucks guy steps in between em to protect women, husband stabs and kills starbucks guy! to bad for starbucks guy....the strange thing is, there was a collection for the poor guy who got killed, guess which charity they donated the proceeds to? 'The violence against women fund' go figure......
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Way to go for not being a weak little pansy nice guy!!
If anyone hits me (I don't care if they have a ***** or not) I'm hitting them back, even if they're double my size (I'm a small guy, so that's not hard to find).
I might give a warning if I'm in a really good mood, the girl is small, and the hit was weak. Even then, if she hits a second time I'm hitting back, HARD.
Ben
If anyone hits me (I don't care if they have a ***** or not) I'm hitting them back, even if they're double my size (I'm a small guy, so that's not hard to find).
I might give a warning if I'm in a really good mood, the girl is small, and the hit was weak. Even then, if she hits a second time I'm hitting back, HARD.
Ben