"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I haven't been laid in 2 months

blueline

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I've gotten something like probably almost 10 numbers (in addition to a few numbers from girls I don't want to fuck) since then. Had 3 makeouts, 2 dates (4 dates with one of them), been rejected for like 4 dates with girls I actually want to fuck, and was ultimately implicitly rejected by the HB7 I took on 4 dates and madeout with several times.

This is what I get after fucking an HB8 almost every day for four months straight. Being single sure is a blast!! Not.

New idea: do not number close until she's made out with you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Inside Man

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Never get to a point where you're dependant on p*ssy.. I have gone for over a year before, more than once. 2 months is not a big deal.
 

Falcon25

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number close means nothing. Droughts take days, weeks, or sometimes years. You're a man. It's not as easy for you (unless you pay for it). Don't feel bad about it.
 

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Yeah, I thought I understood how meaningless the number close was before this, but now I truly understand how meaningless it is. I also didn't understand how meaningless the makeout is before this, but now I do.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Falcon25

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A good thing to keep in mind is you don't have shivt with a woman for at least two months. Even if you fuvk them, they may disappear. It takes about 8 weeks for a woman's interest to develop. Unless of course, you meet her at a club and take her home. Getting number, making out, and sometimes even sex, means nothing early on. Just when you thought you want to fuvk her again, she will disappear. It all depends on her interest, if she's single, or if you have something she wants.
 
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