"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
i have the world record lol
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
why so long? how old are you?
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
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HOLY SHIAT!! NEVER!
diablo
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
All i say is true and sad but if it can make anyone laugh, I have done well. Enjoy lol
Tha Realnezz
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Just by being there freinds you get the oppurtunity to get laid.
I reccomend you focus on getting female freinds instead of males.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Well... U need to ignore the fact that you thik that you are ugly and rather let the women decide for themselves what they think of you.. All you need to do is get some nice cloths, smeel good, and look presentable (Eg: nice haircut, shaven facial hair, clean skin, etc)
DO NOT LET THE FACT THAT U THINK THAT U LOOK UGLY GET YOU DOWN OR TAKE AWAY YOUR CONFIDENCE!
Just be the best that u CAN be, and live life! Dont EVER compare yourself to other guys, you are YOU and u only live once... so shape up, and go out there and be the best that u can be.
Laterz...
DjDreamer
Master Don Juan
Yep...drsquat heed those words...
First you get the money then you take a trip to Amsterdam so as to get 14 years of sexual frustration out of your system. After that you go back home to work on better relationships with the opposite sex...if next year you find yourself in the same predicament, you take another trip to Amsterdam or Vegas untill you're finaly in a relationship where sex doesn't require money...
Now that's the blueprint for all frustrated sosuave virgins.
DjDreamer
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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